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Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:26 am

Q: What do Cat fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities

Q: What's the difference between a Bobcat and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket...

Q: How do you get a Bobcat fan down from a tree?
A: wave at him...

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:57 am

There's a rumour that after the Nike sponsorship expires, the Bobcats have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.

The board thought it was an appropriate change as earlier in the season the team went through a very bad period.

lord, I apologize for that.

Sportin' Life · Post by **Sportin' Life** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:10 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:There's a rumour that after the Nike sponsorship expires, the Bobcats have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.

The board thought it was an appropriate change as earlier in the season the team went through a very bad period.

lord, I apologize for that.

Must've had to pull some strings to get that sponsorship...

Larry, I apologize for that...

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:26 pm

Sportin' Life wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:There's a rumour that after the Nike sponsorship expires, the Bobcats have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.

The board thought it was an appropriate change as earlier in the season the team went through a very bad period.

lord, I apologize for that.
Must've had to pull some strings to get that sponsorship...

Larry, I apologize for that...

EWWWW!

Billings_Griz · Post by **Billings_Griz** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:14 pm

Sportin' Life wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:There's a rumour that after the Nike sponsorship expires, the Bobcats have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.

The board thought it was an appropriate change as earlier in the season the team went through a very bad period.

lord, I apologize for that.
Must've had to pull some strings to get that sponsorship...

Larry, I apologize for that...

Who's Larry?

Billings_Griz · Post by **Billings_Griz** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:16 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:There's a rumour that after the Nike sponsorship expires, the Bobcats have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.

The board thought it was an appropriate change as earlier in the season the team went through a very bad period.

lord, I apologize for that.

CLASSIC.

Sportin' Life · Post by **Sportin' Life** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:31 pm

Billings_Griz wrote: Who's Larry?

Larry the Cable Guy. I basically stole his joke. I think Meat stole his joke too, but I didn't hear Larry tell it that way. But mine was basically word for word thievery.

So really Larry the Cable Guy should be the one getting the flag.

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:48 pm

Billings_Griz wrote:
Sportin' Life wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:There's a rumour that after the Nike sponsorship expires, the Bobcats have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.

The board thought it was an appropriate change as earlier in the season the team went through a very bad period.

lord, I apologize for that.
Must've had to pull some strings to get that sponsorship...

Larry, I apologize for that...
Who's Larry?

the cable guy...a commedian from the tampa area, famous for about 2 movies, health inspector and a guest spot on "cars", and a tiney roll in "blue collar commedy tour"

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:59 pm

Sportin' Life wrote:
Billings_Griz wrote: Who's Larry?
Larry the Cable Guy. I basically stole his joke. I think Meat stole his joke too, but I didn't hear Larry tell it that way. But mine was basically word for word thievery.

So really Larry the Cable Guy should be the one getting the flag.

Yeah, I stole it from Larry the cable guy, but I thought he said "Lord..."

Billings_Griz · Post by **Billings_Griz** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:29 pm

Hell's Bells wrote:
Billings_Griz wrote:
Sportin' Life wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:There's a rumour that after the Nike sponsorship expires, the Bobcats have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.

The board thought it was an appropriate change as earlier in the season the team went through a very bad period.

lord, I apologize for that.
Must've had to pull some strings to get that sponsorship...

Larry, I apologize for that...
Who's Larry?
the cable guy...a commedian from the tampa area, famous for about 2 movies, health inspector and a guest spot on "cars", and a tiney roll in "blue collar commedy tour"

Whew, thought he knew me.

Sportin' Life · Post by **Sportin' Life** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:33 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
Sportin' Life wrote:
Billings_Griz wrote: Who's Larry?
Larry the Cable Guy. I basically stole his joke. I think Meat stole his joke too, but I didn't hear Larry tell it that way. But mine was basically word for word thievery.

So really Larry the Cable Guy should be the one getting the flag.
Yeah, I stole it from Larry the cable guy, but I thought he said "Lord..."

Yeah, Larry says Lord....but I was apologizing to Larry...for stealing his stuff.

Man this joke got parsed to death.

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:32 pm

I don't care who you are. Dat right dere? Dat's funny!

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:35 am

Q: What do you get when you cross a Bobcat fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.

Q: What do you call a Bobcat fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Bobcat fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Bobcat fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q: What's blue and gold, has 6,000 arms, and an IQ of 170
A: West Interstate 90 come this Saturday.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:39 am

Apparently MSU is getting rid of Kramer because he hasn't ever won a playoff game. They have their eyes set on a chinese coach.

His name: Win One Soon.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:45 am

Mongo:

Rolovich:

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:39 am

This just never gets old.

bobcatmaniac · Post by **bobcatmaniac** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:54 pm

At least you are likable Catheotherwhitemeat.

Swilly3224 · Post by **Swilly3224** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:23 pm

bobcatmaniac wrote:At least you are likable Swilly.

Why thank you

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:24 pm

bobcatmaniac wrote:At least you are likable Catheotherwhitemeat.

Sssssh, not during Cat/Griz week.

JahGriz · Post by **JahGriz** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:45 pm

I was going to go thru all the pictures of cat players and post those who looked goofy in their pictures. But I ended up with 80% of the team.

I think ctowm's avatar pretty much captures the essence of what I was trying to show.

Also, is it a requirement to wear earrings if you are a cat players, or are earrings the new in thing in bozo?