Another joke about the griz!

whizonthegriz · Post by **whizonthegriz** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:03 pm

I know this joke has been told before, but it is a good one.

A ventriloquist from Bozeman walked into a bar just off the University of Montana campus and asked the manager if he could do a little performance. The manager thought no harm could be done and agreed. The ventriloquist grabbed a stool, sat down and began telling jokes about the dUMb football team. Suddenly, a huge man wearing a Griz T-shirt walked over and said, "Listen buddy, I don't know who you think you are, telling all these jokes about our football team. I for one will not put up with it!"
The ventriloquist quickly apologized and said he would leave. The large man exclaimed, "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that little man sitting on your lap!"

whizonthegriz · Post by **whizonthegriz** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:06 pm

Sorry--I meant to post it on smack board!

Sportin' Life · Post by **Sportin' Life** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:22 pm

whizonthegriz wrote:I know this joke has been told before, but it is a good one.

A ventriloquist from Bozeman walked into a bar just off the University of Montana campus and asked the manager if he could do a little performance. The manager thought no harm could be done and agreed. The ventriloquist grabbed a stool, sat down and began telling jokes about the dUMb football team. Suddenly, a huge man wearing a Griz T-shirt walked over and said, "Listen buddy, I don't know who you think you are, telling all these jokes about our football team. I for one will not put up with it!"
The ventriloquist quickly apologized and said he would leave. The large man exclaimed, "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that little man sitting on your lap!"

So you don't happen to remember if the ventriloquist had any jokes that were actually any good? A good joke might be just what that story needs.

griz-lover · Post by **griz-lover** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:55 pm

I find it amazing that you can actually type with your head up you A**!

whizonthegriz · Post by **whizonthegriz** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:39 am

Since my humor is so appreciated, I'll keep them coming.

A man died and was sent to Hell. As he was being led down the path, he noticed a Griz he had known back in the land of the living. The Griz had one of the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen draped all over him.
The man began to complain to the devil about all the bad things he heard were going to happen to him, and questioned why the Griz had such an attractive woman.
To this the devil responded, "How dare you question the way things are? How dare you question that woman's punishment."

whizonthegriz · Post by **whizonthegriz** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:41 am

A UM student walked into a bar and ordered two beers. After he paid for the beers he drank one and poured the other one all over his right hand. The bartender was curious to what he was doing so he asked him, and the UM student replied "I'm trying to get my date drunk."

whizonthegriz · Post by **whizonthegriz** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:47 am

My favorite:

Seems that a Griz was driving east from Missoula at the same time a Cat was driving west from Bozeman and they happened to meet head-on in a horrible crash near Butte. Miraculously, both climbed out of the steaming wreckage...their bodies intact. They examined the twisted metal and realized that they were truly lucky to be alive. The Griz said, "This must be a sign from God that we should end the bitter rivalry that we have had since the beginning of time." The Cat agreed...he went to his trunk and pulled out an unbroken bottle of whiskey. "This is truly remarkable," he said, "God must want us to toast our new-found friendship." He twisted the cap off and handed the bottle to the Griz, who took several big swigs, wiped his chin and handed the bottle back. The Cat replaced the cap, and without a word, put the bottle back into his trunk. "Aren't you going to celebrate our luck?" asked the Griz. "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the Highway Patrol to get here," replied the Cat.

whizonthegriz · Post by **whizonthegriz** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:51 am

And finally....

Why can't they hold a Nativity scene in Missoula? ...they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

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