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Post by GreatLakesCat » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:01 am

What's the difference between a porcupine and Washington-Grizzly Stadium?



A porcupine has 23,000 pricks on the outside...


If God made me a griz fan...I'd shoot myself...

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Post by Grizlaw » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:17 am

The game was on Saturday, in case you missed it...


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Post by catamaran » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:20 am

Word travels slow to the UP, ya know


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Post by longhorn_22 » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:22 am

Grizlaw wrote:The game was on Saturday, in case you missed it...
What's your point? Should we take down the smack board until a week before Cat/griz every year?



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Post by bobcatmaniac » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:36 am

Grizlaw wrote:The game was on Saturday, in case you missed it...
You are correct GL, there weren't 23,000, more like 22,000. Thanks for bringing that to our attention :lol:



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Post by Swilly3224 » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:00 pm

13-7



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Post by Hell's Bells » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:05 pm

Lets tell south jokes to welcome our foes from furman:



How do you know when you're staying in a South Carolina hotel?

"When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink."

and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".


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Post by GrizinWashington » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:05 pm

2 out of 3. 18 out of 21.



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Post by Hell's Bells » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:10 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:2 out of 3. 18 out of 21.
and even one week ago you would have said that posting either 16-6 or 2 out of 3 is old and lame smack....



be consistant at least


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Post by GrizinWashington » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:14 pm

Hell's Bells wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote:2 out of 3. 18 out of 21.
and even one week ago you would have said that posting either 16-6 or 2 out of 3 is old and lame smack....



be consistant at least
It is lame, and my intention with this post was to highlight that. I guess that didn't come across. I should have used a cool emoticon like..... #-o



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Post by Hell's Bells » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:18 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote:2 out of 3. 18 out of 21.
and even one week ago you would have said that posting either 16-6 or 2 out of 3 is old and lame smack....



be consistant at least
It is lame, and my intention with this post was to highlight that. I guess that didn't come across. I should have used a cool emoticon like..... #-o
so i see we have the same point then...at least we agree


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Post by Eastcoastgriz » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:50 pm

bobcatmaniac wrote:
Grizlaw wrote:The game was on Saturday, in case you missed it...
You are correct GL, there weren't 23,000, more like 22,000. Thanks for bringing that to our attention :lol:
Actually it was a little over 24,000


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Post by Billings_Griz » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:27 pm

Eastcoastgriz wrote:
bobcatmaniac wrote:
Grizlaw wrote:The game was on Saturday, in case you missed it...
You are correct GL, there weren't 23,000, more like 22,000. Thanks for bringing that to our attention :lol:
Actually it was a little over 24,000
Him, being a kitty fan, is saying the cats had 2000 fans. Leaving 22000 "pricks", i.e., Griz fans left.

All in all, lame smack.

13-7. :lol:



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Post by bobcatmaniac » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:31 pm

Jeez, we have a lawyer, now a judge of smack.. :roll:



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Post by AnchorCat » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:47 am

Hell's Bells wrote:Lets tell south jokes to welcome our foes from furman:
When do you know you're playing a football team from the south?

When their fight song is played on the banjo.

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Post by AnchorCat » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:06 am

You know you're playing a team from the south when the quarterback is the coach's uncle.

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Post by bobcatmaniac » Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:28 pm

OK guys, I guess you have to keep this thread up, now we are playing Appalachian (sp) State.



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Post by appsatasu » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:46 pm

Yea, good one. You also know you're playing a team from Brokeback Montana by the cowboys going for each other. We play the banjo but we do favor girls. :wink: :lol: :wink:



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Post by Htowngriz » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:23 pm

appsatasu wrote:Yea, good one. You also know you're playing a team from Brokeback Montana by the cowboys going for each other. We play the banjo but we do favor girls. :wink: :lol: :wink:
Yeah, I'd fall for a girl with no teeth anyday :wink:



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Post by AnchorCat » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:11 pm

appsatasu wrote:We play the banjo but we do favor girls. :wink: :lol: :wink:
In Montana we stay away from our Mommas and sisters. :wink:



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