North Carolina birth control.

AnchorCat · Post by **AnchorCat** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:26 am

You know you're in North Carolina if you find yourself in one of these places:

Big Lick
Blowing Rocks
Climax
Erect
Hookerton
Horneytown
Meat Camp
Whynot

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:55 am

AnchorCat wrote:You know you're in North Carolina if you find yourself in one of these places:

Big Lick
Blowing Rocks
Climax
Erect
Hookerton
Horneytown
Meat Camp
Whynot

Doesn't sound like too bad a place.

T-Dog · Post by **T-Dog** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:57 am

AnchorCat wrote:You know you're in North Carolina if you find yourself in one of these places:

Big Lick
Blowing Rocks
Climax
Erect
Hookerton
Horneytown
Meat Camp
Whynot

It's Blowing Rock, and it's only 10 miles south of Boone.

And you forgot Lizard Lick, NC

Cat Grad · Post by **Cat Grad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:00 am

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
AnchorCat wrote:You know you're in North Carolina if you find yourself in one of these places:

Big Lick
Blowing Rocks
Climax
Erect
Hookerton
Horneytown
Meat Camp
Whynot
Doesn't sound like too bad a place.

Uhhh, don't forget that Meat Camp isn't too far from Boiling Springs AND Toast

Ouch

Cat Grad · Post by **Cat Grad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:02 am

You realize is was a bunch of North Carolinians that named Bloody Dick Creek that flows into Kitty Creek by Dillon, right

AnchorCat · Post by **AnchorCat** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:08 am

T-Dog wrote:It's Blowing Rock

Oops, sorry. A bunch of 1-nutters in NC?

Cat Grad · Post by **Cat Grad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:25 am

Before we're Dunn, how far's Cherryville from Nags Head? That don't sound purty atall

Who misspelled Fuquay-Varina

AnchorCat · Post by **AnchorCat** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:29 am

Cat Grad wrote:You realize is was a bunch of North Carolinians that named Bloody Dick Creek that flows into Kitty Creek by Dillon, right

Is that in the Big Hole?

AnchorCat · Post by **AnchorCat** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:31 am

By the time we're finished, we'll be banished to Booger Mountain. Didn't Goober retire there?

Cat Grad · Post by **Cat Grad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:35 am

AnchorCat wrote:
Cat Grad wrote:You realize is was a bunch of North Carolinians that named Bloody Dick Creek that flows into Kitty Creek by Dillon, right
Is that in the Big Hole?

Don't know if you can get there from there

Sportin' Life · Post by **Sportin' Life** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:12 pm

Cat Grad wrote:
AnchorCat wrote:
Cat Grad wrote:You realize is was a bunch of North Carolinians that named Bloody Dick Creek that flows into Kitty Creek by Dillon, right
Is that in the Big Hole?
Don't know if you can get there from there

You can get from Bloody Dick to the Big Hole in the summertime. I think there are a couple of passes on old logging roads. It'll go right from upper Bloody Dick over to that town south of Wisdom. Buffalo?

I thought Bloody Dick Creek was named for an Englishman?

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:21 pm

Sportin' Life wrote:
I thought Bloody Dick Creek was named for an Englishman?

I was always curious about the origin of that name -- does anyone actually know it?

We used to fish there when I was a kid, and the fishing used to be amazing. I don't think it's what it used to be anymore, though...

Cat Grad · Post by **Cat Grad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:42 pm

Sportin' Life wrote:
Cat Grad wrote:
AnchorCat wrote:
Cat Grad wrote:You realize is was a bunch of North Carolinians that named Bloody Dick Creek that flows into Kitty Creek by Dillon, right
Is that in the Big Hole?
Don't know if you can get there from there
You can get from Bloody Dick to the Big Hole in the summertime. I think there are a couple of passes on old logging roads. It'll go right from upper Bloody Dick over to that town south of Wisdom. Buffalo?

I thought Bloody Dick Creek was named for an Englishman?

That's bad

That bloody bloke...

GOKATS · Post by **GOKATS** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:04 pm

Sportin' Life wrote:
Cat Grad wrote:
AnchorCat wrote:
Cat Grad wrote:You realize is was a bunch of North Carolinians that named Bloody Dick Creek that flows into Kitty Creek by Dillon, right
Is that in the Big Hole?
Don't know if you can get there from there
You can get from Bloody Dick to the Big Hole in the summertime. I think there are a couple of passes on old logging roads. It'll go right from upper Bloody Dick over to that town south of Wisdom. Buffalo?
I thought Bloody Dick Creek was named for an Englishman?

Jackson

Cat in NC · Post by **Cat in NC** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:49 pm

apps32 wrote:
Cat Grad wrote:Before heading south for a football game in Boone, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help...

Hah Tu Spek Suthun:

...........

Now I spent over 25 year in Jawjuh, so maybe ya'll kin hep me out here? There's a heap more the folks headin down gotta know so they can least order a CocaCola and not embarrass themself. Know what I mean?
Dern tootin' about the Coke. Don't come down here and try to order a 'pop.' Order a 'pop' down here and you'll get 'popped' upside the head with a Co-cola bottle...

To paraphrase from arguably THE best film ever made - Days of Thunder -

Tim Daland: "If you're from Montana you're not a yankee, you're not really anything."
Harry Hogg: "You said it."

Why doesn't it surprise me at all that you'd prop Days of Thunder as one of the best films ever made? Classic.

appsatasu · Post by **appsatasu** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:59 pm

Guess that makes you our cuzin. Your kin to us, except ya'll favor your horses and your cowboy "friends" and we took to likin girls. .

Cat Grad · Post by **Cat Grad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:00 pm

Okay, this will be my last North Carolina joke

On a farm in North Carolina lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?

In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.

When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."

The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.

The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.

And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."

The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"

The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"

Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:13 pm

hmm a town in the back woods of the deep south...

doesnt the movie deliverance come to mind? lol

backwoodsmen_from_the_deep_south wrote: sure is a purty mouth you have there...

Sportin' Life · Post by **Sportin' Life** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:58 pm

Grizlaw wrote:
Sportin' Life wrote:
I thought Bloody Dick Creek was named for an Englishman?
I was always curious about the origin of that name -- does anyone actually know it?

We used to fish there when I was a kid, and the fishing used to be amazing. I don't think it's what it used to be anymore, though...

(yeah Jackson, with the funky hot spring...how did that Alzheimer's attack happen?)

Pretty sure it was actually named for that Englishman who always said "bloody this and bloody that...." Richard somebodyoranother. Thats what the locals told me.

Unless... maybe the fish in the creek had a prediliction for going after skinny dippers. What did you use? Big thick artificial worms?

apps32 · Post by **apps32** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:41 am

Cat in NC wrote:
apps32 wrote:
Cat Grad wrote:Before heading south for a football game in Boone, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help...

Hah Tu Spek Suthun:

...........

Now I spent over 25 year in Jawjuh, so maybe ya'll kin hep me out here? There's a heap more the folks headin down gotta know so they can least order a CocaCola and not embarrass themself. Know what I mean?
Dern tootin' about the Coke. Don't come down here and try to order a 'pop.' Order a 'pop' down here and you'll get 'popped' upside the head with a Co-cola bottle...

To paraphrase from arguably THE best film ever made - Days of Thunder -

Tim Daland: "If you're from Montana you're not a yankee, you're not really anything."
Harry Hogg: "You said it."

Why doesn't it surprise me at all that you'd prop Days of Thunder as one of the best films ever made? Classic.

Well, I haven't seen 'Talladega Nights' enough times yet for it to win my vote for #1, but it's obviously a close second.... ha!