A Poem for Missoula

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A Poem for Missoula

Post by Egg Salad » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:07 pm

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the ass of a crow
I'd fly over Missoula tomorrow
and sh!t on everything below.


What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck. I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.

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Post by BearCat » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:24 pm

At least Missoula takes a bit of pride in itself. Missoulians don't need to ****** on Bozeman....there's too much ****** being thrown around this town already.


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Post by Proud Griz Man » Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:53 am

A Chadron State Eagle flew through Bozeman, and left the Bobcat defenders strewn behind him. :wink:
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Post by Hell's Bells » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:03 am

must really burn you that you got your ass kicked by a sub 500 D2 team in 2003 still....at wa-griz... :D


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Post by Egg Salad » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:16 pm

BearCat wrote:At least Missoula takes a bit of pride in itself. Missoulians don't need to ****** on Bozeman....there's too much ****** being thrown around this town already.
I guess you're right. No one would even notice sh!t in Missoula because they can't see through the smog.
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Post by Grizlaw » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:14 pm

Hell's Bells wrote:must really burn you that you got your ass kicked by a sub 500 D2 team in 2003 still....at wa-griz... :D
Not that I'm not still embarassed as hell about that game, but:

1. NDSU was 8-3 that year; not, as you claimed, "sub 500"; and

2. We lost by one point. Hardly an "ass kicking" compared to the complete domination the Cats suffered at the hands of Chadron State last year.

Anything else you'd like to talk about? ;)


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Post by tampa_griz » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:37 pm

Grizlaw wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:must really burn you that you got your ass kicked by a sub 500 D2 team in 2003 still....at wa-griz... :D
Not that I'm not still embarassed as hell about that game, but:

1. NDSU was 8-3 that year; not, as you claimed, "sub 500"; and

2. We lost by one point. Hardly an "ass kicking" compared to the complete domination the Cats suffered at the hands of Chadron State last year.

Anything else you'd like to talk about? ;)
Further, would anyone really be all that embarrassed to lose to NDSU......given what we now know about them......by one or two points?



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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:50 pm

tampa_griz wrote:
Grizlaw wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:must really burn you that you got your ass kicked by a sub 500 D2 team in 2003 still....at wa-griz... :D
Not that I'm not still embarassed as hell about that game, but:

1. NDSU was 8-3 that year; not, as you claimed, "sub 500"; and

2. We lost by one point. Hardly an "ass kicking" compared to the complete domination the Cats suffered at the hands of Chadron State last year.

Anything else you'd like to talk about? ;)
Further, would anyone really be all that embarrassed to lose to NDSU......given what we now know about them......by one or two points?
It's still a DII school so the answer is yes, it's embarrasing.


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Post by GOKATS » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:54 pm

tampa_griz wrote:
Grizlaw wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:must really burn you that you got your ass kicked by a sub 500 D2 team in 2003 still....at wa-griz... :D
Not that I'm not still embarassed as hell about that game, but:

1. NDSU was 8-3 that year; not, as you claimed, "sub 500"; and

2. We lost by one point. Hardly an "ass kicking" compared to the complete domination the Cats suffered at the hands of Chadron State last year.

Anything else you'd like to talk about? ;)
Further, would anyone really be all that embarrassed to lose to NDSU......given what we now know about them......by one or two points?
What NDSU is now is no excuse. The griz lost to a DII school at wa/griz.

There are griz fans who would claim the griz could kick USC's ass if it were a home game- gimme a break............. :roll:


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Post by tampa_griz » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:57 pm

AlphaGriz1 wrote:
tampa_griz wrote:
Grizlaw wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:must really burn you that you got your ass kicked by a sub 500 D2 team in 2003 still....at wa-griz... :D
Not that I'm not still embarassed as hell about that game, but:

1. NDSU was 8-3 that year; not, as you claimed, "sub 500"; and

2. We lost by one point. Hardly an "ass kicking" compared to the complete domination the Cats suffered at the hands of Chadron State last year.

Anything else you'd like to talk about? ;)
Further, would anyone really be all that embarrassed to lose to NDSU......given what we now know about them......by one or two points?
It's still a DII school so the answer is yes, it's embarrasing.
Fair enough.



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Post by tampa_griz » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:57 pm

GOKATS wrote:
tampa_griz wrote:
Grizlaw wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:must really burn you that you got your ass kicked by a sub 500 D2 team in 2003 still....at wa-griz... :D
Not that I'm not still embarassed as hell about that game, but:

1. NDSU was 8-3 that year; not, as you claimed, "sub 500"; and

2. We lost by one point. Hardly an "ass kicking" compared to the complete domination the Cats suffered at the hands of Chadron State last year.

Anything else you'd like to talk about? ;)
Further, would anyone really be all that embarrassed to lose to NDSU......given what we now know about them......by one or two points?
What NDSU is now is no excuse. The griz lost to a DII school at wa/griz.

There are griz fans who would claim the griz could kick USC's ass if it were a home game- gimme a break............. :roll:
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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:03 pm

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Post by Hell's Bells » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:28 pm

AlphaGriz1 wrote:
tampa_griz wrote:
Grizlaw wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:must really burn you that you got your ass kicked by a sub 500 D2 team in 2003 still....at wa-griz... :D
Not that I'm not still embarassed as hell about that game, but:

1. NDSU was 8-3 that year; not, as you claimed, "sub 500"; and

2. We lost by one point. Hardly an "ass kicking" compared to the complete domination the Cats suffered at the hands of Chadron State last year.

Anything else you'd like to talk about? ;)
Further, would anyone really be all that embarrassed to lose to NDSU......given what we now know about them......by one or two points?
It's still a DII school so the answer is yes, it's embarrasing.
esp when Lennon's team that year made the championship game...


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Post by CARDIAC_CATS » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:40 pm

Egg Salad wrote:
BearCat wrote:At least Missoula takes a bit of pride in itself. Missoulians don't need to ****** on Bozeman....there's too much ****** being thrown around this town already.
I guess you're right. No one would even notice sh!t in Missoula because they can't see through the smog.
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Aint that the truth. Man I couldn't live there .. my allergies would be bugging me non stop. Nice smokey hole in the ground (maybe that is why they dug down WA GRIZ?) ... the smoke rises so would be a little clearer.



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Post by GrizinWashington » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:02 pm

CARDIAC_CATS wrote:
Egg Salad wrote:
BearCat wrote:At least Missoula takes a bit of pride in itself. Missoulians don't need to ****** on Bozeman....there's too much ****** being thrown around this town already.
I guess you're right. No one would even notice sh!t in Missoula because they can't see through the smog.
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Aint that the truth. Man I couldn't live there .. my allergies would be bugging me non stop. Nice smokey hole in the ground (maybe that is why they dug down WA GRIZ?) ... the smoke rises so would be a little clearer.
Of course, they don't have to hold spring practice in mid July there because the snow hasn't melted yet....



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Post by GOKATS » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:27 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:
CARDIAC_CATS wrote:
Egg Salad wrote:
BearCat wrote:At least Missoula takes a bit of pride in itself. Missoulians don't need to ****** on Bozeman....there's too much ****** being thrown around this town already.
I guess you're right. No one would even notice sh!t in Missoula because they can't see through the smog.
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Aint that the truth. Man I couldn't live there .. my allergies would be bugging me non stop. Nice smokey hole in the ground (maybe that is why they dug down WA GRIZ?) ... the smoke rises so would be a little clearer.
Of course, they don't have to hold spring practice in mid July there because the snow hasn't melted yet....
I'll take the white stuff on the ground anyday over the brownish/putrid $hit hanging over zoola. I lived there the worst ten years of my life- B&R in Helena. You can have your hell hole.


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Post by GrizinWashington » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:59 pm

It's like we tell everyone who doesn't already live in Seattle: "It rains here all the time; don't move here". (In reality, NYC, Philadelphia, Boston, Atlanta, D.C. and a hundred other cities get more annual rain than Seattle.)

So, Gokats, it's smoggy all the time in Missoula; don't move there. PLEASE.



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Post by Egg Salad » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:01 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:It's like we tell everyone who doesn't already live in Seattle: "It rains here all the time; don't move here". (In reality, NYC, Philadelphia, Boston, Atlanta, D.C. and a hundred other cities get more annual rain than Seattle.)

So, Gokats, it's smoggy all the time in Missoula; don't move there. PLEASE.
Just like it snows here until July. :roll:


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Post by grizzh8r » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:52 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:It's like we tell everyone who doesn't already live in Seattle: "It rains here all the time; don't move here". (In reality, NYC, Philadelphia, Boston, Atlanta, D.C. and a hundred other cities get more annual rain than Seattle.)

So, Gokats, it's smoggy all the time in Missoula; don't move there. PLEASE.
Don't worry - I'll NEVER live there. Add the word "stinking" to the words "hell-hole" and that pretty much describes it.

Poor bastards. :pointandlaugh:


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Post by Htowngriz » Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:46 am

Missoula is the sixth-best city in the country, according to Men's Journal. The magazine's "50 Best Places to Live" rankings also kept Missoula in first place for cities with populations under 100,000. Missoula ranks in fourth place among best adventure towns.

Forbes magazine called Missoula the No. 11 small place for business and careers. (May 2003)
Named “Best Community in the West” by Sunset magazine. (1999)

Found this little nugget in the UM "fact a day thread" over on AGS. :-k



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