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Top 10 things Griz fans should bring to Griz/Cat in Bozo

Post by Billings_Griz » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:01 am

Never too early to start smack. :twisted:

10. Wind proof jacket.
9. Rubber boots or shoes you don't care about.
8. Face mask so cats fans don't see you laughing at their stadium.
7. Hand and feet warmers (wind thing again)
6. Baggy clothes for lots of booze. You want to be drunk to watch the
cats this year.
5. Kleenex to wipe the brown stuff off CTOWM's nose. :lol:
4. Ticket, just to get in the tailgates.
3. Ear plugs, God forbit the cats get too many 1st downs and we have
to listen to a mountain lion all day long.
2. $3 each to get that 50/50 over $2,000.
1. An extra 12 pack to share w/ your fellow BN friends after the the
Griz put a beat-down on the kitties this year. :suds:


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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:14 am

The brown stuff under my nose is chocalate from the hot cocoa and

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Post by Billings_Griz » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:02 pm

Nice girly drink there, buddy. :wink:

Yeah, I won't quit my day job. :oops:


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Post by catatac » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:55 pm

Don't forget to bring a pocket full of excuses to use after the game when we spoil your perfect season! 8)

I'll help you out with the likely ones...

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Post by Hawks86 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:38 pm

The only thing Griz fans need are lots of

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Because there is going to be lots of

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Post by Billings_Griz » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:54 pm

catatac wrote:Don't forget to bring a pocket full of excuses to use after the game when we spoil your perfect season! 8)

I'll help you out with the likely ones...

Muddy Field
Lex Headache
Wrong Cleats
Officials
PA Guy\Music
Funny, been plenty of bitching from cat fans on these topics this year. :lol:


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Post by MashTun » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:06 pm

Billings_Griz wrote:
catatac wrote:Don't forget to bring a pocket full of excuses to use after the game when we spoil your perfect season! 8)

I'll help you out with the likely ones...

Muddy Field
Lex Headache
Wrong Cleats
Officials
PA Guy\Music
Funny, been plenty of bitching from cat fans on these topics this year. :lol:
I notice no denying the 'wrong cleats' excuse! Do remember to scapegoat the equipment manager again fiz fans....


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Re: Top 10 things Griz fans should bring to Griz/Cat in Bozo

Post by MashTun » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:08 pm

Billings_Griz wrote:Never too early to start smack. :twisted:

10. Wind proof jacket.
9. Rubber boots or shoes you don't care about.
8. Face mask so cats fans don't see you laughing at their stadium.
7. Hand and feet warmers (wind thing again)
6. Baggy clothes for lots of booze. You want to be drunk to watch the
cats this year.
5. Kleenex to wipe the brown stuff off CTOWM's nose. :lol:
4. Ticket, just to get in the tailgates.
3. Ear plugs, God forbit the cats get too many 1st downs and we have
to listen to a mountain lion all day long.
2. $3 each to get that 50/50 over $2,000.
1. An extra 12 pack to share w/ your fellow BN friends after the the
Griz put a beat-down on the kitties this year. :suds:

And it's CAT/griz. Like it's ALWAYS been.


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Post by jagur1 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:10 pm

Billings_Griz wrote:Nice girly drink there, buddy. :wink:

Yeah, I won't quit my day job. :oops:

CTOWM's girl likes him drinking because his breath is still ok after he pukes.


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Post by Nick » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:26 pm

Don't forget to brush up on your college rodeo knowledge.

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Post by GrizinWashington » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:38 pm

11. Practice how to console cat fans by saying things like, "Don't worry, you'll get 'em next year.... Or perhaps 17 years from now, but don't worry, you'll get 'em!".


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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:39 pm

I am going to bring a case of whoop-ass and a left hook for the jackass cowbell guy in the tailgate area.


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Post by catamaran » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:43 pm

The one thing they always bring....a shovelpass


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Post by MashTun » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:46 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:11. Practice how to console cat fans by saying things like, "Don't worry, you'll get 'em next year.... Or perhaps 17 years from now, but don't worry, you'll get 'em!".
12. Remind the fiz fans that one game doesn't constitute a 'streak'.

And if I remember the 2005 game it was a SPANKING, not nearly as close as the score showed.


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Post by Nick » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:06 pm

13. Trash for the MSU students. They'll want plenty to throw at their bench.


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Post by rollo_tumasi » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:10 pm

You heard it here first: When the Griz lose all we will hear is that the game didn't matter, because they are still going to the playoffs and we aren't. Whatever takes the pain away I guess. :roll:


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Post by jagur1 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:10 pm

Nick wrote:13. Trash for the MSU students. They'll want plenty to throw at their bench.
Nick, that is an urban legend the cats just got word they would be going to the Fiesta Bowl that year.


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Post by jagur1 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:10 pm

rollo_tumasi wrote:You heard it here first: When the Griz lose all we will hear is that the game didn't matter, because they are still going to the playoffs and we aren't. Whatever takes the pain away I guess. :roll:
Rollo what will take your pain away?


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Post by Grizlaw » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:23 pm

MashTun wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote:11. Practice how to console cat fans by saying things like, "Don't worry, you'll get 'em next year.... Or perhaps 17 years from now, but don't worry, you'll get 'em!".
12. Remind the fiz fans that one game doesn't constitute a 'streak'.

And if I remember the 2005 game it was a SPANKING, not nearly as close as the score showed.
True, the 2005 game was not as close as the score indicated...but if you want to make that argument, let's also not forget that (1) UM also dominated last year's game more than the score indicated, and (2) UM's win in 2004 was somewhat of a blowout both on the scoreboard (38-22, with MSU getting a garbage TD with about 5 mins left), and on the stat sheet.


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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:25 pm

jagur1 wrote:
Billings_Griz wrote:Nice girly drink there, buddy. :wink:

Yeah, I won't quit my day job. :oops:

CTOWM's girl likes him drinking because his breath is still ok after he pukes.
that's way wrong. My wife never likes me. :)


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