Self-deprecating smack

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:31 pm

Let's have some fun with this ... in honor of the message board tradition of people anonymously complaining about anything and everything from the pulpit of our keyboards ... let's see who can come up with the most creative gripe about somebody at or related to MSU.

My opening volley:

I'm upset with the radio booth guys (Sargent is excluded, of course, because he's totally in with the mod squad) because they have yet to give Bobcatnation.com a shout-out during their broadcast. Don't they know that we are going to one day take over the world, and that it is in their business interest to be bowing down to us so that we might show favor to them as we rename "Earth" to the more appropriate "Bobcat World" title?

So with a exaggerated puffed out chest and the online aura of an inflated sense of self-worth, I hereby chastize the radio guys for not being as totally awesome as they could be would they merely drop gratuitous references to our website on a regular basis.

I would also like to make sure that Fields knows that he's a dodo bird for not calling me on my birthday.

That is all from me for now. May everyone else's be more entertaining.

HelenaCat95 · Post by **HelenaCat95** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:44 pm

How about a fill in the blank "gripe" post....just pick the appropriate fill in. It might represent a good number of posts already on the board - just thought I'd make it easier for us.
(I wish I was more technically savvy...i would make it look pretty)

"I can't believe how___________
a. bad
b. good

the_______________
a. offense
b. defense
c. offensive coordinator
d. quarterback
e. head coach

is this__________.
a. game
b. season

It all started with____________
a. O'Brien's arrest
b. Fuller's arrest
c. Earle Solomonson
d. Kramer's firing

and it is all___________________
a. Kramer's
b. Ash's
c. Fields
d. George Bush's
e. Global Warming's
f. Hauck's

____________.
a. fault
b. bad decision
c. correct decision
d. responsibility

But either way the Griz still________.
a. suck
b. blow
c. lose

And HelenaCat95 will always be the _____________ BN poster.
a. best looking
b. smartest
c. most alcoholic
d. wittiest
e. all of the above

This might save us time. Instead of typing out long posts, we could just type a,b,a,e,d,c, e........and we would all understand what the other guys is saying. Just trying to make us more productive and efficient.

Have fun with it guys.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:55 pm

BAC bowed his head 'cause he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden keyboard on the ground at HC95's feet.
HC95 said "BAC come on back if you ever wanna try again.
I told you once, you gosh of a heck, I'm the best that's ever been."

Post by **SonomaCat** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:08 pm

I see that this thread is relevant again, judging by the posts on the Bobcat board today.

BWahlberg · Post by **BWahlberg** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:38 pm

I'm pissed that Brad Bergum didn't give me a shoutout in his book. I mean we had dinner together...once! C'Mon! Thats gotta be worth something.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:47 pm

Re/Max Griz wrote:I'm pissed that Brad Bergum didn't give me a shoutout in his book. I mean we had dinner together...once! C'Mon! Thats gotta be worth something.

And I can't believe that ReMax didn't give me a free house! What crappy customer service!

And don't even get me started on all of the newspapers in the state -- they were so disloyal to Montana that they actually reported some basketball scores in which an out-of-state team scored more points than an in-state team! Don't they know who their customers are???? Jeez!

nativecat · Post by **nativecat** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:46 pm

I have been waiting for the right time to say this but........

I am totally pissed at those stupid students that keep selling me loosing 50/50 tickets! I mean, they havent even been close!