Mangino...picture of health!

College Recruiter · Post by **College Recruiter** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:47 pm

Is it me or does Mangino need a burger?

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:35 pm

I think he never went to an IHOP he didn't like. A lot like Hillary never met a socialist she didn't like.

GavinDonos · Post by **GavinDonos** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:52 am

People think he's looking at a playcard on the sidelines, trying to scheme the perfect game plan. But you're right Cledus, it is actually an IHOP menu....

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:12 am

Did anyone see the signs in the background of ESPN Gameday?

"Obesity starts here"

E-xtra
S-tretchy
P-ants
N-eeded

"Mangino is Italian for Food"

In one way it was kind of funny that these fans make fun of their coach in a good way.

In another way it is sick that this country thinks obesity is funny.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:10 am

Cledus wrote:I think he never went to an IHOP he didn't like. A lot like Hillary never met a socialist she didn't like.

Did you split your pants on that reach?

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:25 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:
Cledus wrote:I think he never went to an IHOP he didn't like. A lot like Hillary never met a socialist she didn't like.
Did you split your pants on that reach?

Nope. Not me. I'm the picture of health and comfortably within the ideal body weight for my height.

Sounds like it touched a nerve with you though. You must wear those large lady stretch pants.

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:14 pm

I am a fat, drunk guy.

College Recruiter · Post by **College Recruiter** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:23 pm

Htowngriz · Post by **Htowngriz** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:29 pm

College Recruiter wrote:

In the immortal words of Keith Jackson...Whoa Nelly!!!

College Recruiter · Post by **College Recruiter** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:06 pm

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:52 pm

AlphaGriz1 wrote:Did anyone see the signs in the background of ESPN Gameday?

"Obesity starts here"

E-xtra
S-tretchy
P-ants
N-eeded

"Mangino is Italian for Food"

In one way it was kind of funny that these fans make fun of their coach in a good way.

In another way it is sick that this country thinks obesity is funny.

Another couple I have seen:

"Our coach can eat your coach!"

A picture of him next to an Arby's sandwich saying "He's thinking Arby's"

Then this joke:

Coach Mangino was driving back from Kansas City after losing to Missouri. He stopped in at the local McDonalds for a late night Big Mac snack.

As he was getting his change, he said, "Say, what is the quickest way from here to get back to 435?"

Without missing a beat, the teller said, "Toss that bag I just handed you in the trash!"

EDIT:

The joke is a lot funnier if you know that I-435 is west of KC towards Lawrence... nevermind