crazycat wrote:GrizinWashington wrote:Crazy, you're so full of sh$t that I can smell you from here. If you believe either this story, the balcony story, or for that matter anything in your own posts, you've got SERIOUS issues. And dude, I'm not joking. Seek some help. Immediately.
(This is the cc quote I
love:
this doesn't "sound" made up
OMG!!!!!! If that story doesn't sound made up, you must believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, The Great Pumpkin, and you must certainly think that there really is a live Homer Simpson, chowin' down on doughnuts and pushing buttons at a nuclear reactor)
The reason it doesn't sound made up is because of all the details. Usually when someone is making up a story it's pretty vague.
Coach Ash was in Bill Smith's house at 7:27 pm on December 2nd (because of course, the cats were out of the playoffs). The Smiths live at 2378 198th St SW in Eugene, OR. They have a blue house with white trim. Bill is a 6' 2" linebacker who has a 2.87548765432 GPA while attending Ben Franklin Senior High in Eugene. He played in 6 games as a sophomore, and all 10 as a junior and senor, starting 8 each year. He was honorable mention all conference in the Mid-State-Conference is junior and senior years. His mother's name is Claire and his father's name is Ed. Ed is a janitor at Eugene Christian Elementary School. The Smiths were watching a rerun of "Friends" during the visit. Bill likes that show because he has a crush on Phoebe. Bill was the junior class treasurer at BFSH. Bill has brown hair, brown eyes, and drives a 92 Honda Accord. It's white, but has dents in nearly every panel. The couch they were sitting on is vintage early 80s, with paisly pattern that Claire still seems to like. It's sort of an off-green shade. The carpet, which was recently replaced after Spot, the family cocker spanial, left, well, a spot, is gray. During the visit, Ash committed 1,113 recruiting violations. In one, he handed Bill $1,100. There were 10 $100 bills, 3 $20s, 2 $10s, and the remainder in fives. Ed and Claire each got gift certificates: Bill got one for $750 to Lowes, and Claire got a $1500 to Nordstrom (she loves Nordstrom; says it's the only place she can find shoes to fit her feet. And Claire has a LOT of shoes). In addition, Bill's friend Dave got a free airline ticket to come with Bill on his recruiting trip. Also, I hear that Ash set up a repair job for the Accord. The work was done at "A-1 Collision Repair". That shop is owned by Frank Jones, who is Ash's 23rd cousin. The Accord looks great now. Oh, and I hear Ash ogled Bill's 16 year old sister the entire time he was there.
I trust I've proven how UTTERLY ridiculous your position on this issue is. Now, can we get back to respecting both Coach Ash and Coach Hauck. I'm pretty certain they've earned it.
