Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Post by **rtb** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:58 pm

catatac wrote:To analize it though, I think the reason it worked for me is because I knew those characters (Napolean, Kip, Ricco, etc.) in high-school...

EXACTLY! I think movies like this one and Office Space are really funny for those who know or work with people that are very similar to the characters.

CARDIAC_CATS · Post by **CARDIAC_CATS** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:06 pm

CelticCat wrote:
Bay Area Cat wrote:Did anyone see Sideways? That was by far my favorite comedy of the year... but that was before the bandwagon filled up. If I saw it now, after everyone talking about it over and over and over, I probably would dislike it out of spite.
I suppose you are the kind of guy who loves a band until they get famous, then bash them for selling out and never listen to them again?

Too funny Celtic Cat .. I have a few friends who are exactly like that. Its either NEW non popular stuff or they suck/sold out

Obzerver · Post by **Obzerver** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:50 pm

Here's a soundboard for all those quotes. Takes a sec to load...

http://www.collegehumor.com/news/2005-0 ... poleon.php

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:28 pm

rtb wrote:
catatac wrote:To analize it though, I think the reason it worked for me is because I knew those characters (Napolean, Kip, Ricco, etc.) in high-school...
EXACTLY! I think movies like this one and Office Space are really funny for those who know or work with people that are very similar to the characters.

Do you still have my stapler?

Post by **kmax** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:24 am

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
rtb wrote:
catatac wrote:To analize it though, I think the reason it worked for me is because I knew those characters (Napolean, Kip, Ricco, etc.) in high-school...
EXACTLY! I think movies like this one and Office Space are really funny for those who know or work with people that are very similar to the characters.
Do you still have my stapler?

Ummmm, yeeeaaaah.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:20 pm

kmax wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
rtb wrote:
catatac wrote:To analize it though, I think the reason it worked for me is because I knew those characters (Napolean, Kip, Ricco, etc.) in high-school...
EXACTLY! I think movies like this one and Office Space are really funny for those who know or work with people that are very similar to the characters.
Do you still have my stapler?
Ummmm, yeeeaaaah.

Yeah...ummmm, that's my...um stapler...um

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:26 pm

"Back of the line..." "But, um, last time I was in back and I did not recieve a piece of cake so they said to get in the front this time to make sure I receive a piece..."

wbtfg · Post by **wbtfg** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:28 pm

I'd tell you what I'd do if I had a million bucks man......2 chicks at the same time.

Post by **kmax** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:39 pm

wbtfg wrote:I'd tell you what I'd do if I had a million bucks man......2 chicks at the same time.

I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:53 pm

wbtfg, I hate the fact that you have that avatar and I don't.

Freeze gopher!!

BelgradeBobcat · Post by **BelgradeBobcat** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:05 am

jagur1 wrote:One question on Napolean Dynamite. Has anyone found a women who likes this movie? I get comments like this, "That's two hours I wish I had back to do something else"

I have found one adult woman who really liked the movie and could quote a lot of it, but it is a huge hit with teenage girls-at least my 15 year old daughter and her friends. They quote the movie constantly-and constantly annoy my wife-who isn't a Napoleon fan.

I guess we're all wired differently-this really stood out for me back when we went to see Dumb and Dumber with some friends when it first came out. I literally had never laughed so hard at a movie-tears rolling down the face laughter. And it was the same for others. I thought the guy in front of us was going to die when the scene with the dead parakeet with the scotch taped holding on his head came on.

But the folks that went to the movie with us...never cracked a smile-thought is was the most stupid thing they ever saw.

Now the flip-side. My inlaws were over for Christmas dinner. After eating we were all sitting around the living room watching TV and taking it easy. Suddenly somebody puts the Lifetime network on. I know I'm in trouble here as my wife, dad inlaw, mother in law, sister in law, are all big fans. For the next two hours they're engrossed in this sad sack made for TV movie about a heroic mother figure, worthless father (the men are always worthless on Lifetime), gay son, pregent daughter movie. Now I know what hell is like!

Post by **SonomaCat** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:09 am

BelgradeBobcat wrote:
jagur1 wrote:One question on Napolean Dynamite. Has anyone found a women who likes this movie? I get comments like this, "That's two hours I wish I had back to do something else"
I have found one adult woman who really liked the movie and could quote a lot of it, but it is a huge hit with teenage girls-at least my 15 year old daughter and her friends. They quote the movie constantly-and constantly annoy my wife-who isn't a Napoleon fan.

I guess we're all wired differently-this really stood out for me back when we went to see Dumb and Dumber with some friends when it first came out. I literally had never laughed so hard at a movie-tears rolling down the face laughter. And it was the same for others. I thought the guy in front of us was going to die when the scene with the dead parakeet with the scotch taped holding on his head came on.

But the folks that went to the movie with us...never cracked a smile-thought is was the most stupid thing they ever saw.

Now the flip-side. My inlaws were over for Christmas dinner. After eating we were all sitting around the living room watching TV and taking it easy. Suddenly somebody puts the Lifetime network on. I know I'm in trouble here as my wife, dad inlaw, mother in law, sister in law, are all big fans. For the next two hours they're engrossed in this sad sack made for TV movie about a heroic mother figure, worthless father (the men are always worthless on Lifetime), gay son, pregent daughter movie. Now I know what hell is like!

Ugh, that does sound like hell. That's right up there with "being on a plane that never lands."

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:27 am

Dissly's favorite quote was a great one that I had forgotten about too:

"What the frick is grandma doing at the sand dunes?"

rollo_tumasi · Post by **rollo_tumasi** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:44 am

Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Post by **rtb** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:25 pm

I thought many of you would get some enjoyment out of these.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

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Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:21 pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/napoleondynamite.html

BleedsBlue&Gold · Post by **BleedsBlue&Gold** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:37 am

Napolean Dynamite just goes to show that there can still be a humorus movie that people enjoy with out all the vulgar and crude scenes Hollywood has to put in almost all other shows.

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think your fat? 'Cause your not. You could drink whole milk if you wanted too."