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UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:18 pm

I have seen the future but I don't want to spoil the surprise and/or tear a hole in the space time continuum by revealing too much about the details or the outcome of the game.

I will, however, drop a few tidbits just to whet the appetite:

1. Through a little known loophole it is discovered that Travis Lulay still has one game's worth of eligibilty left. Though he is 65 years old, he has remained in surprisingly good shape over the years through diet, pilates and daily blood transfusions from young virgin boys. He starts at punter but is suffering from previously undiagnosed osteoporosis; his first (and only) punt of the game nets 2 yards and a compund fracture of the tibia/fibula. He finally gets his wish to be carried off the field, but it wasn't like he imagined.

2. With this game, Griz head coach Rob Phenicie officially passes Joe Paterno as the NCAA Division I all-time leader in "Retire Already, Mother ******". The disembodied head of President George Dennison is on hand (literally - they keep the head in a jar that some carries around in their hand) to commemorate the occasion.

3. I won't tell you who won, but it was a high scoring game. I should also mention that touchdowns are worth 58 points.

4. Cheerleaders are topless and they make out with each other to get the crowd going. It pretty much rules.

Au Blue · Post by **Au Blue** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:41 pm

Has Wa-Griz stadium expanded into the surrounding mountainsides (Sentinel and Mt. Jumbo) with I-90 air traffic flying directly under the North endzone?

And has MSU made any progress on the quiet phase of their stadium renovations? Please, please tell me that we've at least horseshoed the endzone by this time.

Billings_Griz · Post by **Billings_Griz** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:06 pm

Au Blue wrote:Has Wa-Griz stadium expanded into the surrounding mountainsides (Sentinel and Mt. Jumbo) with I-90 air traffic flying directly under the North endzone?

And has MSU made any progress on the quiet phase of their stadium renovations? Please, please tell me that we've at least horseshoed the endzone by this time.

No, MSU moved to Missoula and now call WGS home. UM moved to Butte. Alpha paid for the 37 billion dollar renovation of the Berkely Pit, where the Griz call home. Now the Griz are watched by 1.3 million people every weekend. Parking is a bitch.

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:03 pm

It was the least I could do.

I am curious as to how that leaked out?

Gus · Post by **Gus** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:22 pm

I can not think of a more suitable place for the griz than the bottom of the berkley pit...

futurebobcat · Post by **futurebobcat** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:17 pm

my prediction
Cats-77
Griz-3

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:57 pm

Oh, and on my way back from the future I stopped at this coming Saturday to check out the Lady Griz/Vandy game.

We win 65-61.

PapaG · Post by **PapaG** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:01 am

UMclassof2002 wrote:Oh, and on my way back from the future I stopped at this coming Saturday to check out the Lady Griz/Vandy game.

We win 65-61.

Or not. You do seem to have an active imagination, however.

Catfan2030 · Post by **Catfan2030** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:31 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote: 2. With this game, Griz head coach Rob Phenicie officially passes Joe Paterno as the NCAA Division I all-time leader in "Retire Already, Mother ******".

Haha I laughed so hard when I read this.

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