Renamed Occupations

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:21 pm

Among official job-title changes implemented by the Scottsdale, Ariz., school district this year, according to a February Arizona Republic report, were those for receptionist (now, "director of first impressions") and school bus driver (now, "transporter of learners"). Said Superintendent John Baracy, "This is to make a statement about what we value in the district. We value learning." Said the new first-impressions director, "I think it's classy. Everyone wants to be important." [Arizona Republic, 2-23-05]

Since there isn't much to discuss I thought you all could flex your creative muscles and come up with some better names for current occupations.

gtapp · Post by **gtapp** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:38 pm

Head Football Coach: Director of Marketing, Sales and Operations for a large Company. Increased sales by 50% in five years.