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Titles for sports movies you wish were made.

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:10 pm

This is supposed to be fun.

Pick an athlete that grates on you for their stupid off field actions and create a movie title for them, like:


Making the Cut - The Ray Lewis Story

Fallen Leaf

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Post by WORM » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:16 pm

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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:18 pm

I just ate my children - The Shawn Kemp Story.
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Reign in your Eating habits

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Post by GrizinWashington » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:34 pm

Porn movie: "Wilt's Women"

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George Brett: "Tarred and Feathered; Apparently I did the wrong kind of Roids"

John Daly staring in "Bellies, Beer Bongs and Bogeys".


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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:35 pm

Nice list

Stuffn It - a Wilt Chamberlain Story **and by Stuffn It we were not talking about a basketball.......this movie not yet rated
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Post by GrizinWashington » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:35 pm

ARod in "Skanky Yankee".


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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:21 pm

Dumb Dog Millionaire - Michael Vick

Dusting Billings - Travis Henry

Therapist - Kobe Bryant


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Post by GrizinWashington » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:00 pm

Dumb Dog Millionaire - Michael Vick

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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:22 am

Laying Pipe - The Tonya Harding story

Three Men and a Little House Robbery - The U of M football story.

The Bongfather - Michael Phelps

The Art of Whores - A Deon Sanders introspective and Spike Lee joint

Crouching Carruth Hidden Trunk - Rae Carruth

IQ - Mike Tyson

This Bites - Marv Albert

Dazed and Confused - Alonzo Spellman

Hay lok at tzat dogcyckle on the rine - A Dexter Manley produktshun


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Post by BearCat » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:29 am

Die Another Day, or Another Day, Or Maybe The Next Day, God Won't you Just Die Already! - The Bret Favre Story


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Post by GrizinWashington » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:54 am

Good stuff, Alpha. I really liked:
This Bites - Marv Albert
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Post by WYCAT » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:56 pm

Rapeless in Colorado - Kobe Bryant


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Post by rtb » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:04 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Therapist - Kobe Bryant
:lol: Only a few will get that one. Damn you Trebek!


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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:30 pm

WYCAT wrote:Rapeless in Colorado - Kobe Bryant

Utterly GENIUS!!!!

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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:25 pm

rtb wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Therapist - Kobe Bryant
:lol: Only a few will get that one. Damn you Trebek!
"I'll take The Rapist for $400."


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Post by coachouert » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:32 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
rtb wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Therapist - Kobe Bryant
:lol: Only a few will get that one. Damn you Trebek!
"I'll take The Rapist for $400."
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $800.


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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:53 pm

Ms. Seles will take "Knives" for $1000 Alex


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Post by CapitalCityCat » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:27 pm

Billion Dollar Babies - The New York Yankees Story

Bulk Fiction - with special appearances by the Giambi brothers, Ken Caminiti, Rafael Palmiero, Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco, and a multitude of MLB players.

Supersize Me (sequel to Bulk Fiction) - cast yet to be named

Dumb and Dumberest - starring Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson (in order)


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Post by GrizinWashington » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:58 am

Bulk Fiction

Niiiiiiiiice!


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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:02 pm

6 Pack - BillingsGriz

The Grizfan Wears Prada - BDrizzle

BAC in da Hood - A Brad Bergum rant on the stereotypical African American movies in Hollywood, the KKK and why you are wrong about arguing with him....story.


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