We need to find Meat a job in Billings!

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:43 am

I will start us off:

A. Part-Time Obituary Clerk
The Billings Gazette is seeking a part-time obituary clerk. This key employee inputs obituaries from typed or written material within strict newsroom deadlines. Some phone work with the public and funeral homes is involved. The job also entails some typing of press releases.
We require a detail-oriented person with a typing speed of 55/wpm or better with excellent proofreading and communication skills. Knowledge of Microsoft Office applications is a big plus. The shift is 1 p.m. to no later than 7:30 p.m. every Saturday.
To apply, pick up an application at the front desk of The Billings Gazette or send a resume and cover letter with references to:
Human Resources-PTOC
Billings Gazette Communications
PO Box 36300
Billings, MT 59107-6300
E-mail: bghr@ billingsgazette.com
EOE
Deadline: 6/17/05

B. Help Wanted - Cosmetology Instructor needed, full time. Academy of Nails, Skin & Hair, 252-9001 or 671-4660
Location: MT Date: 6/13/2005
Source: Billings Gazette

THIS COULD BE THE ONE MEAT!
C. Help Wanted - Shotgun Willies is now hiring all positions. Apply within, Laurel Frontage Rd
Location: MT Date: 6/13/2005
Source: Billings Gazette[/u]

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:49 am

A. Not qualified (only type 54 wpm)
B. Qualified, but I might run for governor some day and I don't want this to come back and haunt me.
C. Already applied, no response as of yet.

The only reason you want me in Billings is to try and convert me to a Cat fan.

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:17 pm

hey meat the job at shotgun willies will be cool....with a sense of humor like yours you would be able to make fun of everybody and plus that bear of yours would make you a good bouncer...

gtapp · Post by **gtapp** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:27 pm

Bobcat Booster coordinator!

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:33 pm

Hell's Bells wrote:hey meat the job at shotgun willies will be cool....with a sense of humor like yours you would be able to make fun of everybody and plus that bear of yours would make you a good bouncer...

I don't think they would hire me. They know I'd let all my friends in for free.

Hells, I've been meaning to tell you this. Leno is misspelled.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:35 pm

gtapp wrote:Bobcat Booster coordinator!

I would run that like an AA meeting....

"Hi, my name is Gary, and I'm a Bobcat fan."

"Don't worry Mr. T, we'll get you cured of that in no time.

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:25 pm

Hey Meat, are you the wolfman on egriz? Your posts on bobcatnation seem to emulate wolfman’s posts on egriz…

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:37 pm

mquast53000 wrote:Hey Meat, are you the wolfman on egriz? Your posts on bobcatnation seem to emulate wolfman’s posts on egriz…

No No. That dude has problems. I'm MontanaRaised on there. I thought you knew that. I'm not one to call people names just because they disagree with my opinion. His skin is pretty thin.

Thanks for thinking I'm a jerk though.

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:42 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote: No No. That dude has problems. I'm MontanaRaised on there. I thought you knew that. I'm not one to call people names just because they disagree with my opinion. His skin is pretty thin.

Thanks for thinking I'm a jerk though.

I was just busting your chops.

You haven’t posted much lately, so I wanted to give you a reason to post! When/was the job interview? Is it here in Billings? Oh, and aren't you getting married soon, is that this summer?

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:50 pm

I've actually been busy at work so I haven't had as much time. The interview isn't until Monday and it is in Billings. When I finally move there we'll have to have a beer some time. We could invite Jag but his name on egriz is Wolfman so he's a bit of a jerk.

Seriously though, when I get over there we'll have to have a get together for all the message board fans in Billings (on both sides) for some friendly banter when the football season rolls along. Do you have your entertainment room set up yet, complete with a HD widescreen, home theater system, wet bar, and poker table?

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:02 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote: Do you have your entertainment room set up yet, complete with a HD widescreen, home theater system, wet bar, and poker table?

My entertainment center includes: one 16" “Ony” TV (the "s" fell off), a boom box from 1988 with dual cassette player- cassettes include Sugar Hill Gang and Blonde, a six pack of warm Bud Ice and a bumper pool table missing all but 1 of the balls that also doubles as a kitchen table. I am prepared to entertain! All are welcome to my VERY humble abode.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:13 pm

mquast53000 wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote: Do you have your entertainment room set up yet, complete with a HD widescreen, home theater system, wet bar, and poker table?
My entertainment center includes: one 16" “Ony” TV (the "s" fell off), a boom box from 1988 with dual cassette player- cassettes include Sugar Hill Gang and Blonde, a six pack of warm Bud Ice and a bumper pool table missing all but 1 of the balls that also doubles as a kitchen table. I am prepared to entertain! All are welcome to my VERY humble abode.

So, I guess it's the sports bar for all of us.

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:32 am

mquast53000 wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote: Do you have your entertainment room set up yet, complete with a HD widescreen, home theater system, wet bar, and poker table?
My entertainment center includes: one 16" “Ony” TV (the "s" fell off), a boom box from 1988 with dual cassette player- cassettes include Sugar Hill Gang and Blonde, a six pack of warm Bud Ice and a bumper pool table missing all but 1 of the balls that also doubles as a kitchen table. I am prepared to entertain! All are welcome to my VERY humble abode.

Sweet! - A double cassette AND bumper pool? Lucky...

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:23 pm

catatac wrote: Sweet! - A double cassette AND bumper pool? Lucky...

No big deal, but the chicks sure do dig it…

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:18 am

Before any of you go out on a limb for Meat, I want you to see how he posts over on egriz:

MontanaRaised aka Meat wrote:I'll click off this thread right after you kiss my rosey a$$. I read you're posts just to see what the freaky little red headed step child is saying. Still waiting for that original thought from you by the way. It's all sheep this, and I know everything that. You athletic-know nothing piece of crap. Come on thin-skinny, give us something!! What, did you sneak in under someone's desk and hear who the hire was? "Oooooh, I can't wait to report this back to egriz and let everyone know how great I am!"

Meat I think that I speak for all of us here at bobcatnation when I say we are very disappointed in you.

Post by **kmax** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:54 am

mquast53000 wrote:Before any of you go out on a limb for Meat, I want you to see how he posts over on egriz:

MontanaRaised aka Meat wrote:I'll click off this thread right after you kiss my rosey a$$. I read you're posts just to see what the freaky little red headed step child is saying. Still waiting for that original thought from you by the way. It's all sheep this, and I know everything that. You athletic-know nothing piece of crap. Come on thin-skinny, give us something!! What, did you sneak in under someone's desk and hear who the hire was? "Oooooh, I can't wait to report this back to egriz and let everyone know how great I am!"
Meat I think that I speak for all of us here at bobcatnation when I say we are very disappointed in you.

Hey if I had to listen to azwolfie and his negative fan support all the time I would probably lose it once in a while too.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:05 am

I have to agree with kmax on that one -- we are pretty lucky (so far) to not have a full-time antagonist like that over here trying to rile up our positive fans. I don't envy the spot that puts the egriz moderators in at all.

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:16 am

I am glad BAC and Kmax agree with me… Meat is actually a jerk!

Post by **kmax** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:40 am

mquast53000 wrote:I am glad BAC and Kmax agree with me… Meat is actually a jerk!

We've known that for some time, good to see those on the shortbus finally caught up with our thinking.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:45 pm

Man, I leave for one day and look at ya'll.

That guy on the "other" site is such a chickensh!t. He calls people names with his pompous attitude and hides behind a keyboard as his protection. I never thought I would say this (as I did on egriz) but I would love to meet him and find out if he has the guts to say those things to my face. I'm guessing he wouldn't. It's guys like him that give Griz fans a bad name and he has what reads like classic small mans disease.

As it is, he's got me, and it looks like a couple others, from even wanting to go that site anymore to read his gibberish. Therefore, you may not see me writing nearly as much on there, if at all. Funny thing is, I know of at least one instance where I defended him because I don't think people have to believe in the sugar coating. But he tries to be contraversial just for the sake of it, kind of like jerry Springer, and I can't stand him.

I hope that this site keeps the personal attacks away that he routinely states he never starts over there.

As for you Qman, you owe me a beer for starting up when you knew I was away in your neck of the woods...and this time, Heineken.