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Post by BobCatFan » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:31 pm

Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they
read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief.

1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
2) You know what 4-H means.
3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel
pit, or in the
middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always
tell who was at the party because of the scratches on
their legs from running through the woods when the
party was busted. (See #6.)
4) You used to "drag" Main.
5) You said the "F" word and your parents knew within
the hour.
6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of
different police officers, because you knew which
ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the
store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were
old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.)
8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave
enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out
into the country and drive on back roads to smoke
them.
9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find
the beer your buyer dropped off.
10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring
town.
11) The whole school went to the same party after
graduation.
12) You didn't give directions by street names but
rather by
references. Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to
Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track
field.
13) The golf course had only 9 holes.
14) You couldn't help but date a friend's
ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
15) Your car stayed filthy because of the dirt roads,
and you
will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
16) The town next to you was considered "trashy" or
"snooty,"
but was actually just like your town.
17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then
1965 as the "rich people."
18) The people in the "big city" dressed funny, and
then you picked up the trend 2 years later.
19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas
station or the town bar.
20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a
tractor through town or one of your friends driving
a grain truck to school occasionally.
21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the
summer to get stronger.
22) Directions were given using THE stop light as a
reference.
23) When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise,
5 people would pull over and ask if you wanted a
ride.
24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings'
names.
25) Your teachers remembered when they taught your
parents.
26) You could charge at any local store or write
checks without any ID.
27) The closest McDonalds was 25 miles away (or
more).
28) The closest mall was over an hour away.
29) It was normal to see an old man riding through
town on a riding lawn mower.
30) You've pee'd in a cornfield.
31) Most people went by a nickname.
32) You laughed your butt off reading this because
you know it is true, and you forward it to everyone
who may have lived in a small town. I would not have
wanted to been raised any other way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Post by Bleedinbluengold » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:03 pm

32. You took pride in the big letter on the hill made from white-washed rocks, and made sure whoever defaced it paid a dear price.
33. You carefully planned how you would deface the neighboring town's big white letter (or steal it altogether) in order to not pay a dear price if you got caught.
34. Even though your keggar got busted, the cops let you dump the beer out and drive home.
35. Your summer weekends were spent driving to all the neighboring towns for "insert name of town hear" Fun Day.
36. Your football team did not practice together until after harvest was over.
37. Everyone but the FBI new who was blowing up mailboxes for fun.


Montana State IS what "they" think Montana is.

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Post by wbtfg » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:09 pm

Bleedinbluengold wrote:32. You took pride in the big letter on the hill made from white-washed rocks, and made sure whoever defaced it paid a dear price.
33. You carefully planned how you would deface the neighboring town's big white letter (or steal it altogether) in order to not pay a dear price if you got caught.
34. Even though your keggar got busted, the cops let you dump the beer out and drive home.
35. Your summer weekends were spent driving to all the neighboring towns for "insert name of town hear" Fun Day.
36. Your football team did not practice together until after harvest was over.
37. Everyone but the FBI new who was blowing up mailboxes for fun.
It's funny because it's true!



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Post by Ponycat » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:24 pm

38. Your parents let you hang out at the bar because they knew you couldn't drink there and they knew where to find you - see #7 and #19

39. Nobody could meet sooner than 6:30 because everyone changed irrigation pipe at 6:00.

40. Cheerleaders and Players had to go join the band before a game so there where enough people to play the National Anthem


The devil made me do it the first time... the second time I done it on my own.

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Post by mquast53000 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:47 pm

41. When somebody new moves into the town everyone knows their name and occupation within 2 days.
42. There is an oversized animal or mascot found within the town limits.
43. Your idea of hunting is shooting out of a pickup window going 20 miles per hour.


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Post by GOKATS » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:52 pm

44. You have to buy condoms at the drug store in a town at least 30 miles away.
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Post by gtapp » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:58 pm

You get pulled over on Main street and your so drunk that you give the officer your fishing license. At this point he realizes how drunk you are and tells you to drive straight home.

Wait, is this list supposed to be hypothetical?????


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Post by Bleedinbluengold » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:23 pm

44(a). Condoms? [Which explains the annual 16-yr-old pregnancy].


Montana State IS what "they" think Montana is.

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Post by briannell » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:28 pm

45. you are related to most everyone in town.


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Post by SonomaCat » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:29 pm

Why do I have the strange sensation that people are talking about "my people?" Oh yeah ... all of these previous posts!



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Post by briannell » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:31 pm

you can include that you know the state population is too small when you find out that the boy you made out with this last weekend, was babysat by your mother when he was under two. oh, that your mom also dated his dad in high school.

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Post by Ponycat » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:44 pm

The elevation is greater than the population


The devil made me do it the first time... the second time I done it on my own.

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Post by BobCatFan » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:35 pm

briannell wrote:you can include that you know the state population is too small when you find out that the boy you made out with this last weekend, was babysat by your mother when he was under two. oh, that your mom also dated his dad in high school.

-rebecca
Or, the cute out of town girl you have been chasing all over town and you finely hook up at the party out in the country, and she turns out to be your second cousin.

True story. I still give my best friend a hard time on that one. At least I scored with her friend.
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Post by briannell » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:17 am

yeah, Matt turned out to be the son of my moms H.S. sweetheart. Yuck!
both agreed almost incest was not best went our seperate ways. mom still thinks it's funny.

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Post by Nick » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:10 pm

46. The local radio station, if there is one, goes off after midnight.
47. All of your parades always consist of the same few people -- and you've been in atleast 3 of those parades in your lifetime (probably riding a firetruck)

48. Half of your class is missing throughout the winter skiing.
49. You know the owner of every car in your high school parking lot, and if someone gets one under 10 years old they are spoiled.



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Post by grizzh8r » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:53 pm

51. If you know what the "Tasty Freeze" is.


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Post by Robcat » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:36 am

You would wash your car at your friends house in town, so when you cruised main it would be clean. If you washed your car when you left home it would be too dirty for main street.

Cherry cokes, french fries and pinball machines.


Waiting until sundown so you could listen to KOMA out of Salt Lake.

Flat tops and Brel (sp) cream long after the big city boys went to that god awfull long haired Beatle look.



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Post by GOKATS » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:02 am

Robcat wrote:

Waiting until sundown so you could listen to KOMA out of Salt Lake.
I remember it well, but KOMA is out of Oklahoma City. :)


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Post by Robcat » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:16 am

Oops, must have been a senior moment. Oklahoma city, at least it was a change for "oh my stars" Major Daniel George Miller, the secret agent for the FBI.

I think I will roll up a fat boy and take a trip down memory lane. Wait a minute.........., I think that would be illegal! Plus gave up all those bad habits many years ago. Drugs, sex, rock and roll, what an era!



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