decoding the opposite sex

[kmax]

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Gary and Kmax you both know the guy that got his ass grabbed... It was Shaun. He was so shocked he didn't know what to do! I was standing on the other side of the bar and saw Shaun's reaction. He said "no thanks" and walked away. I asked him what happened and he said that guy grabbed his ass and tried picking him up. I was laughing so hard! Kmax you should ask him about it, oh and make sure to tell Orr (I don’t think he knows about it).
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You were telling us about it the other night, though I am not sure if you actually got to the part where he got man-handled! God, just the mental picture of him and how I know he would have reacted is hilarious.

[gtapp]

Just admit that "your buddy" is really YOU! Or are you the one in the Pink shirt??????

Gary and Kmax you both know the guy that got his ass grabbed... It was Shaun. He was so shocked he didn't know what to do! I was standing on the other side of the bar and saw Shaun's reaction. He said "no thanks" and walked away. I asked him what happened and he said that guy grabbed his ass and tried picking him up. I was laughing so hard! Kmax you should ask him about it, oh and make sure to tell Orr (I don’t think he knows about it).

Shaun?? Well no wonder! The guy probably heard Shaun say he is from Stevensville and figured there was a 50% chance he was GAY! Tell Shaun to start telling everyone he is from Hamilton! People won't think he is GAY and job prospects will definetly improve.

[briannell]

wish I was 270 when my ass was getting grabbed at MSU I would have been able to put JC on his (finally!). unfortunately i'm barely 5'2 and still weigh under 110. hard to push off a guy who was like 280, and incredibly grabby.

-rebecca

[Grizlaw]

When I heard the story I thought that is sound a little weird too. I didn’t think that Captain and Coke was a “gay” drink. Well my thoughts on the subject changed when I was in Hooligans in Billings about 2 months ago. I was drinking with one of my buddies (6’3 270 lbs) and a gay guy walk up to him and grabbed his ass! It was so bloody funny! The guy was very feminine and wearing a big old pink shirt! I ask my friend why that dude would have possibly grabbed his butt and he said that he had no idea. Then about a week later I heard this bartender talking about drinks and how Captain Coke is a “gay” drink. Well that is what my buddy was ordering when that guy grabbed his ass! If it were not for that instance I would have not thought that a Captain Coke was a gay drink, but now I am convinced that there must be some truth to his theory!

Interesting. Maybe it's a regional thing; I'm pretty sure the drink doesn't carry any such connotations out here.

Then again, I've also noticed that out here, people don't mix whiskies and rums with coke all that often; if people are going to order mixed drinks, they usually mix with tonic or something similar, and save the whiskey for shots.

--GL (Just gimme a Guinness and I'm set...)

[briannell]

GL- Guiness and Missoula, are you a rugby fan too? Hard to think any ruggers as being gay.

my sister and some girls in her office wanted to add a couple miscommunications, so here's their list:

1. when a man interjects a conversation to state "my girlfriend is not insecure", he means "she'd kill me if she knew we were talking."
2. when a man tells you that he loves and respects his girlfriend of several years, "but i'm just not ready to settle down yet". he means the sex is good, she's fun, but I'm still looking for something better."
3. when a man tells you he's in a commited relationship, but you are wonderful, honorable, have an incredible figure, he means "if we were both single i'd mount you NOW!"
4. women say "you're wonderful" he hears "let's have sex".
5. women say "thank you", he hears "let's have sex now".
6. women say I'm in a commited relationship, but I like being friends" he hears, "let's have covert sex."
7. he says he's choosing girlfriend over your friendship, means girlfriend found out about you and kicked his ass. if he still continues friendship, means if you'd sleep with him he'll leave her.
8. I don't have my own place now, but am saving right now she translates to i'm one broke bastard.
9. how about we just catch a movie, translates to "I'm broke and can't afford to take you anywhere else."
10. let's go for a hike somewhere, "I'm a really broke but still want to get laid".

-rebecca

or my personal favorite lately (from neighbor Melanie) "I respect you too much to compromise our friendship, or my current relationship by fostering romantic feelings." means I can't give you what you want, I'm still screwing around, may be later down the road we can hook up.

[gtapp]

GL- Guiness and Missoula, are you a rugby fan too? Hard to think any ruggers as being gay.

my sister and some girls in her office wanted to add a couple miscommunications, so here's their list:

1. when a man interjects a conversation to state "my girlfriend is not insecure", he means "she'd kill me if she knew we were talking."
2. when a man tells you that he loves and respects his girlfriend of several years, "but i'm just not ready to settle down yet". he means the sex is good, she's fun, but I'm still looking for something better."
3. when a man tells you he's in a commited relationship, but you are wonderful, honorable, have an incredible figure, he means "if we were both single i'd mount you NOW!"
4. women say "you're wonderful" he hears "let's have sex".
5. women say "thank you", he hears "let's have sex now".
6. women say I'm in a commited relationship, but I like being friends" he hears, "let's have covert sex."
7. he says he's choosing girlfriend over your friendship, means girlfriend found out about you and kicked his ass. if he still continues friendship, means if you'd sleep with him he'll leave her.
8. I don't have my own place now, but am saving right now she translates to i'm one broke bastard.
9. how about we just catch a movie, translates to "I'm broke and can't afford to take you anywhere else."
10. let's go for a hike somewhere, "I'm a really broke but still want to get laid".


-rebecca

or my personal favorite lately (from neighbor Melanie) "I respect you too much to compromise our friendship, or my current relationship by fostering romantic feelings." means I can't give you what you want, I'm still screwing around, may be later down the road we can hook up.

And your point is?????????????????????????????????????

[briannell]

i'm completely impressed that men and women couple up when they are so opposite. really, think if they were more blunt with each other there would be no couples whatsoever roaming around.

blunt doesn't always work for me, may be other would rather cut to the chase, but i like sugar coated myself. at least it makes the man SEEM romantic. hard to say a man is romantic when the words "wanna srew?" shoot out his mouth, but at least you know exactly what he wants from you.

-rebecca

[Grizlaw]

or my personal favorite lately (from neighbor Melanie) "I respect you too much to compromise our friendship, or my current relationship by fostering romantic feelings." means I can't give you what you want, I'm still screwing around, may be later down the road we can hook up.

Damn, Rebecca, your neighbor Melanie said *that* to you??

Uh...maybe we should talk to the mods about getting a separate board where Rebecca can post *all* of her stories about her neighbor Melanie.

[briannell]

GL -oh, you're so funny, NOT! Melanie is my neighbor and just trying to get back into the dating scene. she has a 4 year old daughter and the man she's known for about the last two years told her this when she tried to get romantic with him. what a jerk! her kid adores him, he gives her all this attention, but wait, she's not good enough to be his girlfriend?

I hear women discuss what they "think" a man means when he says something to them. we need to come up with a way to decode male lingo.


Oh, and Melanie isn't a wreck. 5'8, size 4, more busty than I am, and only 31. I told her it takes a real man to deal with a ready made family, most men can't handle the responsiblity that comes with dating a single mom .

-rebecca

[Cat-theotherwhitemeat]

Oh, and Melanie isn't a wreck. 5'8, size 4, more busty than I am, and only 31. I told her it takes a real man to deal with a ready made family, most men can't handle the responsiblity that comes with dating a single mom .

-rebecca

Rebecca, something tell me that you're going to get a rash of private messages real soon.

[Grizlaw]

GL -oh, you're so funny, NOT! Melanie is my neighbor and just trying to get back into the dating scene. she has a 4 year old daughter and the man she's known for about the last two years told her this when she tried to get romantic with him. what a jerk! her kid adores him, he gives her all this attention, but wait, she's not good enough to be his girlfriend?

I hear women discuss what they "think" a man means when he says something to them. we need to come up with a way to decode male lingo.

Thanks; I'll be here all next week. Don't forget to tip your waiters.

As for "decoding" men, are we really that difficult? I dunno; I think women tend to over-analyze us too much. My last girlfriend and I got into a countless number of arguments because she was always looking for some "hidden meaning" behind different things that I said, when in reality, there was none.

Anyway -- I'm signing off, probably for the weekend.

Cheers,

--GL

[CelticCat]

GL -oh, you're so funny, NOT! Melanie is my neighbor and just trying to get back into the dating scene. she has a 4 year old daughter and the man she's known for about the last two years told her this when she tried to get romantic with him. what a jerk! her kid adores him, he gives her all this attention, but wait, she's not good enough to be his girlfriend?

I hear women discuss what they "think" a man means when he says something to them. we need to come up with a way to decode male lingo.

Thanks; I'll be here all next week. Don't forget to tip your waiters.

As for "decoding" men, are we really that difficult? I dunno; I think women tend to over-analyze us too much. My last girlfriend and I got into a countless number of arguments because she was always looking for some "hidden meaning" behind different things that I said, when in reality, there was none.

Anyway -- I'm signing off, probably for the weekend.

Cheers,

--GL

It's so true, I get tired of trying to explain myself to my girlfriend when really what I said couldn't be more simplistic and shallow. Men aren't that complicated. Deal with it.

[Hell's Bells]

GL -oh, you're so funny, NOT! Melanie is my neighbor and just trying to get back into the dating scene. she has a 4 year old daughter and the man she's known for about the last two years told her this when she tried to get romantic with him. what a jerk! her kid adores him, he gives her all this attention, but wait, she's not good enough to be his girlfriend?

I hear women discuss what they "think" a man means when he says something to them. we need to come up with a way to decode male lingo.

Thanks; I'll be here all next week. Don't forget to tip your waiters.

As for "decoding" men, are we really that difficult? I dunno; I think women tend to over-analyze us too much. My last girlfriend and I got into a countless number of arguments because she was always looking for some "hidden meaning" behind different things that I said, when in reality, there was none.

Anyway -- I'm signing off, probably for the weekend.

Cheers,

--GL

It's so true, I get tired of trying to explain myself to my girlfriend when really what I said couldn't be more simplistic and shallow. Men aren't that complicated. Deal with it.

theres reasons why i hardly get into the dating scene at all. seems as if all the ladies want to overanalize. one broke it off with me becasue i was "rude" to her over the phone when she called me at 6 in the morning *for the record i didnt get to sleep until 3*.....and of course it was all my fault when i was just begging for an extra hour or 3 to sleep since it was a saturday, i didnt have to work and therefore wanted to sleep in. Oh well..i guess im done with trying to be the nice guy to the ladies...got me nowhere to be honest with ya. Rebecca that's my take on dating/relationships...ect...nice guys finish last always

[mquast53000]

Rebecca that's my take on dating/relationships...ect...nice guys finish last always

I think guys in general finish last in the eyes of women…

[briannell]

no we LIKE the nice ones. I got sick of having my breasts grabbed and told by certain members of Brian's football team at MSU how "I'd love to just bend you over." I was sick of jerks calling me at home to say "it's snowing tonight would you like me to come warm you up?" or the best one having a certain FB tell me that he wasn't getting enough attention from his girlfriend, and since Brian was in Texas why couldn't we just be "bed buddies." He added that OF COURSE he'd be the worlds best lover, yap, yap , yap. that I have more orgasms with him than any other man, and never want to leave him. what a pig!

The Ag major before Brian that still makes me mushy is kind. can be blunt and abrasive at times, BUT always classy. the nice ones never ask women out, that's why we're stuck dating jerks.

I was set up with Brian, because his coach knew I needed a nice one. I did Not want the hottest guy on campus, but a sweet one.

He was not so wealthy, but oh, so sweet.

I told Melanie it's going to be hard, I'd hate to be in her position. I do know this, if for some reason I ever find myself single, I only know one man i'd let parent my kids. I only go AG, sorry no suits. sick of suits.
Joke is i'm what my friends deem a "farm whore", have farm will whore. A nice wrangler ass is for me Brian doesn't worry, he knows who it is, and is confident he could kick his A**.

Melanie LOVES cash, she's a perfectionist, and wants a man that looks like John Rich from the band Big & Rich.

have another friend Cybil that would make Meat & many others move to Olympia.

tempted to give BAC a couple number for girls back in CA, but he too seems nice and they'd eat him alive. I hear men like bitchy, but no they're just to mean. VERY pretty, Very spoiled, and Very demanding.

-rebecca

Brian said I was yappy
and I married my farm boy, but there's no longer a farm to whore for, so i'll just have to be happy with the farmless farmer for now.

[Cat-theotherwhitemeat]

...have another friend Cybil that would make Meat & many others move to Olympia...

If I didn't already have the hottest chick I've seen, maybe. As it is, I'm one lucky bastard.

[briannell]

meat - good for you. you deserve brownie points.

besides when you're in your 80's, and frail and she's helping you with your diapers who cares what she looks like.

-rebecca

[Hell's Bells]

no we LIKE the nice ones. I got sick of having my breasts grabbed and told by certain members of Brian's football team at MSU how "I'd love to just bend you over." I was sick of jerks calling me at home to say "it's snowing tonight would you like me to come warm you up?" or the best one having a certain FB tell me that he wasn't getting enough attention from his girlfriend, and since Brian was in Texas why couldn't we just be "bed buddies." He added that OF COURSE he'd be the worlds best lover, yap, yap , yap. that I have more orgasms with him than any other man, and never want to leave him. what a pig!

man its guys like that that make me sick, really...talk about thinking with parts other then your brain...sorry had to comment

the nice ones never ask women out, that's why we're stuck dating jerks.

the nice ones dont ask out ladies all 2 often because we get the 'friends' line, not to mention that it is hardly often at all that it seems that the ladies are interested, because us nice guys would much rather let the real us do the talkin, not try to brag about ourselves...

[briannell]

I started this thread, because I thought it (the assignment) was funny because it shoed how nothing has changed to improve communication between men and women since i was in college. no matter how many self help/relationship books are published, men and women still don't understand each other. my favorite title "he's just not that into you" written by a man from the Sex in the City TV show.

As for the nice guy comments this is what I think -

well, if nice guys don't ask they'll never get a woman. as for jerks like those I met on Brian's FB team, I wish I had the nerve to smack at least one of them. couldn't hit them, so just changed my major to get out of the training room. I run rather than fight.

those pig tactics did work on many co-eds, and I was just raised with better self esteem I guess. we had a girl nick named thumper in our dorm, she jumped everything, really shocked me. nothing wrong with hormones, I just had a really short leash growing up, and wasn't even allowed to date until I was a Sr. in high school. Plus I was sent to all girls school, so didn't know how to handle the pig like attention very well. so I just didn't really date. learned although totally hooked on Ag major, I wasn't easy, so he wasn't interested.

old fashioned girls don't get asked out, but still picked on a lot by the FB playboys. that's why at least for me and my friends we'd wait to be set up on dates, just to have a man sort of pre-screened.

trying to help friends pre-screen their dates, because i'm asked to. certainly not an expert on the subject. doubt i'll ever understand men well enough to qualify for that title.

-rebecca

[WYOBISONMAN]

Interesting thread........single malt scotch for me......what does that mean??