Just a little afternoon treat

BigBruceBaker · Post by **BigBruceBaker** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:21 pm

I made a little ditty and it goes like this.

FTG

BDizzle · Post by **BDizzle** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:57 pm

BigBruceBaker wrote:I made a little ditty and it goes like this.

FTG

Your wife is pregnant? Oh crap. I told her we should use protection.

Just kidding. CONGRATS!

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:28 pm

Your very creative BBB.

SMC

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:19 pm

BigBruceBaker wrote:I made a little ditty and it goes like this.

FTG

Why don't you go facef*ck your man-bride's spunk gun, you queer.

ImagineSanta · Post by **ImagineSanta** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:32 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:
BigBruceBaker wrote:I made a little ditty and it goes like this.

FTG

Why don't you go facef*ck your man-bride's spunk gun, you queer.

Wow. That's just sad... I guess when you graduate from UM, they don't teach you to be an adult, just like they haven't taught BH.
I don't think I've ever read such a low comment, but from you, I'm not surprised.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:41 pm

ImagineSanta wrote: Wow. That's just sad... I guess when you graduate from UM, they don't teach you to be an adult, just like they haven't taught BH.
I don't think I've ever read such a low comment, but from you, I'm not surprised.

You're welcome pussy. Enjoy the beatdown this weekend.

ImagineSanta · Post by **ImagineSanta** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:54 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:
ImagineSanta wrote: Wow. That's just sad... I guess when you graduate from UM, they don't teach you to be an adult, just like they haven't taught BH.
I don't think I've ever read such a low comment, but from you, I'm not surprised.

You're welcome pussy. Enjoy the beatdown this weekend.

Don't overexert your vocab.

BigBruceBaker · Post by **BigBruceBaker** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:34 am

UMclassof2002 wrote:
BigBruceBaker wrote:I made a little ditty and it goes like this.

FTG

Why don't you go facef*ck your man-bride's spunk gun, you queer.

If i was a fan of being an internet tough guy I would smack you around on par with what the Kaimen did to BH or JD Quinn does to sobriety.

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:52 am

I hate to do this...............

It is so much easier to think of 2002 as a tough guy before he put that pink shirt in his avatar......................now......not so much.

Still funny since it was aimed at the triple B

BigBruceBaker · Post by **BigBruceBaker** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:53 pm

AlphaGriz1 wrote:I hate to do this...............

It is so much easier to think of 2002 as a tough guy before he put that pink shirt in his avatar......................now......not so much.

Still funny since it was aimed at the triple B

I'm making you buy me a beer for damages to my fragile emotional state. WHEN AND WHERE BIOTCH

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:25 pm

My (cat) friend Kevin has a tailgate party in thew student lot and I will also be at the BN tailgate so show up and I got your beer biotch.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:10 pm

BigBruceBaker wrote: If i was a fan of being an internet tough guy I would smack you around on par with what the Kaimen did to BH or JD Quinn does to sobriety.

Smack ME around? Hardly.

FetalPositionBaker, we post on a board that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with sh*t-talking powers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Bruce? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for ImagineSanta and curse GrizinWashington; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that El Gato's death, while not very tragic, probably saved us thousands of ****** posts and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bandwidth.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like smack and trash-talking. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a househusband who rises and posts under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you become a mod and delete my posts. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Sincerely,

UMjessup

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:16 pm

Classic!

You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that El Gato's death, while not very tragic, probably saved us thousands of ****** posts

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:18 pm

I will overlook the pink shirt for that, that was epicly funny.

BigBruceBaker · Post by **BigBruceBaker** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:19 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:
BigBruceBaker wrote: If i was a fan of being an internet tough guy I would smack you around on par with what the Kaimen did to BH or JD Quinn does to sobriety.

Smack ME around? Hardly.

FetalPositionBaker, we post on a board that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with sh*t-talking powers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Bruce? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for ImagineSanta and curse GrizinWashington; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that El Gato's death, while not very tragic, probably saved us thousands of ****** posts and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bandwidth.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like smack and trash-talking. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a househusband who rises and posts under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you become a mod and delete my posts. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Sincerely,

UMjessup

Incredible!

However the freedom you provide is on par with Obama's view of medicine. Although it took Obama only 20 minutes to come up with the health care bill it took you close to 3 months of non-activity to write that post. I welcome you back sir!

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:55 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:
BigBruceBaker wrote: If i was a fan of being an internet tough guy I would smack you around on par with what the Kaimen did to BH or JD Quinn does to sobriety.

Smack ME around? Hardly.

FetalPositionBaker, we post on a board that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with sh*t-talking powers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Bruce? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for ImagineSanta and curse GrizinWashington; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that El Gato's death, while not very tragic, probably saved us thousands of ****** posts and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bandwidth.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like smack and trash-talking. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a househusband who rises and posts under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you become a mod and delete my posts. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Sincerely,

UMjessup

The more I read this post, the more it pissed me off. Pissed me off that I didn't come up with it.

wbtfg · Post by **wbtfg** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:29 am

UMclassof2002 wrote:
BigBruceBaker wrote: If i was a fan of being an internet tough guy I would smack you around on par with what the Kaimen did to BH or JD Quinn does to sobriety.

Smack ME around? Hardly.

FetalPositionBaker, we post on a board that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with sh*t-talking powers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Bruce? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for ImagineSanta and curse GrizinWashington; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that El Gato's death, while not very tragic, probably saved us thousands of ****** posts and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bandwidth.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like smack and trash-talking. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a househusband who rises and posts under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you become a mod and delete my posts. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Sincerely,

UMjessup

Rack him...

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