Billings ranks 3rd in the U.S. for...

[Billings_Griz]

A survey by Men’s Health has revealed the ‘wettest’ — i.e. ‘drunkest’ — cities in America. The magazine came up with the list based on data including death rates from alcoholic liver disease, booze-fueled car crashes, frequency of binge-drinking in the past month, number of DUI arrests, and severity of DUI penalties.

California had the most cities on the list — with three making the top ten:

1. Fresno, Calif.
2. Reno, Nev.
3. Billings, Mont.
4. Riverside, Calif.
5. Austin, Tex.
6. St. Louis, Mo.
7. San Antonio, Tex.
8. Lubbock, Tex.
9. Tucson, Ariz.
10. Bakersfield, Calif.

[Cat-theotherwhitemeat]

Is this your acceptance speech? Ya drunk bastard!

Alpha's moving here should bump us up to #1.

[catamaran]

I can vouch for all of the top five

[GrizinWashington]

I am surprised there are not more college towns on that list....

I am also surprised Bakersfield isn't higher. If I lived in Bakersfield, I would be drunk every single day.

[HelenaCat95]

I am surprised there are not more college towns on that list....

I am also surprised Bakersfield isn't higher. If I lived in Bakersfield, I would be drunk every single day.

You mean you're not already?
oops.....my apologies.

[AlphaGriz1]

Is this your acceptance speech? Ya drunk bastard!

Alpha's moving here should bump us up to #1.

I got you guys into the top %, its up to you guys to put in a little extra work and get billings a championship.

Lord know BDrizzle didnt help with his vaginal girly drinks............

[Cat-theotherwhitemeat]

Is this your acceptance speech? Ya drunk bastard!

Alpha's moving here should bump us up to #1.

I got you guys into the top %, its up to you guys to put in a little extra work and get billings a championship.

Lord know BDrizzle didnt help with his vaginal girly drinks............

With Alpha as our coach, we'll always win a lot and be in the top 5 but we'll never win it all. He can't win the big one.

[BDizzle]

This has nothing to do with amount of alcohol consumption. It has to do with alcohol related deaths and DUIs. Im thinking Billings residents shouldn't be bragging about this.

And Alpha you would be proud. I was drinking Vodka/Pineapples last night. Delicious.

[AlphaGriz1]

Is this your acceptance speech? Ya drunk bastard!

Alpha's moving here should bump us up to #1.

I got you guys into the top %, its up to you guys to put in a little extra work and get billings a championship.

Lord know BDrizzle didnt help with his vaginal girly drinks............

With Alpha as our coach, we'll always win a lot and be in the top 5 but we'll never win it all. He can't win the big one.

Yeah but a couple hundred thousand people would gladly trade places with us and all the fun we have being in the top 5...............ouch....my liver is sprained.


BDrizzle, you dont have to prove anything to us, just keep being who you are and drinking those fruity con"cock"sions you call drinks.

[kmax]

Is this your acceptance speech? Ya drunk bastard!

Alpha's moving here should bump us up to #1.

I got you guys into the top %, its up to you guys to put in a little extra work and get billings a championship.

Lord know BDrizzle didnt help with his vaginal girly drinks............

With Alpha as our coach, we'll always win a lot and be in the top 5 but we'll never win it all. He can't win the big one.

Yeah but a couple hundred thousand people would gladly trade places with us and all the fun we have being in the top 5...............ouch....my liver is sprained.


BDrizzle, you dont have to prove anything to us, just keep being who you are and drinking those fruity con"cock"sions you call drinks.

Oh boy, this is rich. A guy who showed up to a Cat/Griz tailgate with fruit flavored vodka and then begged for some sort of soda to use as a mixer is giving a guy sh!t about drinking like a girl.