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94VegasCat
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Post by 94VegasCat » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:42 pm

Nick wrote:
94VegasCat wrote:Successful Dating Tips and Strippers---Lex Hilliard
That's a bull$hit post. Same with Chavez. We can trade jabs on the coaches but I disagree with shots at players' personal lives-- whether they're a Griz or a Cat. Say whatever you want about them when it comes to football.

ah ha ha ha!! get your dander up or what dude!!!

Commencement at um (all the words to Coom bi ya)--Dennison

I know that the spelling is way off, sorry. um must have the words locked up tight because I could not find out how to spell this song anywhere!!


GO CATS GO. ESG! GO CATS GO

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Post by sassy_griz_gurl » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:13 pm

OMG these are all cracking me up! How about this one (for bronco):

"How to Treat Visiting Griz Fans with Courtesy" by MSU fans


GOOOOO Griz! 8) BOOOOOOO Cats!

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El_Gato
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Post by El_Gato » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:56 pm

"How to thicken your skin"

By Nick grizzly


Grizzlies: 2-5 when it matters most

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Post by GOKATS » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:05 pm

UM History of Big Sky Presidents Cup Awards

By, duh griz.


FTG!!
[quote="GrizinWashington"]The Griz suck.
[quote=" tampa_griz"] (because China isn't a part of "Asia") .....

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Post by SausageCrotch » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:54 pm

Dating Grown-Ups for Dummies
-Frank Brown



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Post by Uncle Rico » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:19 pm

Cocktail Weiner Crotch you are risking the wrath of Nick.

"That's it, I order you to leave players personal lives out of it, or else I'm really going to get mad!"

4.0 - The history of um athletic academia - Short stories by the griz athletic department



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Post by BozoneCat » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:15 pm

"Why I Don't Drink Alcohol"
- A collaboration by Blaine Taylor and Don Holst

"How to Win a Popularity Contest"
- George Dennison

"My Extended Stay in Missoula"
- BozoneCat (release date 12/18/05)

"All Personality"
- A biography by Mick Dennehy (with foreword by Cliff Hysell)


GO CATS GO!!!

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Post by suckitgriz » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:17 pm

"Straight Sex"
-Bobby Hauck


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Post by briannell » Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:40 am

"documentation supporting grizzly intelligence"


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Post by Uncle Rico » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:30 am

How to lose graciously to the Cats - Almost All griz

Living in the real world - griz fans

Mental supremacy - griz fans

Giving your opponent credit - Baby Hack with excerpts from Nick the griz and bac

How to kick your drug habbit - Residents of Hippyville



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Post by Grizlaw » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:01 am

"A Summary of All the Posts on This Thread That Are Actually Clever and Funny," by most of the people who have posted to this thread.



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Post by JahGriz » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:01 am

How to find smaller belt buckles - by residents of bozeman



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Post by Go Scats Go » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:35 pm

20 years of football success (1986 to 2005)

Montana State Bobcats



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Post by Go Scats Go » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:37 pm

How to Find a EWE Wife in Bozeman



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Post by El_Gato » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:38 pm

100 years of football success at the University of Montana -
1890 - 1990.


Grizzlies: 2-5 when it matters most

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Post by mslacat » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:44 pm

How to Achieve Acedemic Success as a D-1 Basketball Player; by the Pat Kennedy Griz recruits


You elected a ****** RAPIST to be our President

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Post by info197176 » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:58 pm

"Spelling Made Easy" by Mslacat


Born2BaGriz wrote:
2506 is like the guys who bitches about Hugh Heffner having three girlfriends and goes home alone to his dog every night

Bozgriz

Post by Bozgriz » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:59 pm

"How to keep that old mascot uniform looking new..."
-msu event staff



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Post by SonomaCat » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:24 pm

Bozgriz wrote:"How to keep that old mascot uniform looking new..."
-msu event staff
Be on the lookout for a new mascot uniform this fall....



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