How to Not Get Laid, Lesson #1

[Cledus]

Guy ducks out of the way and his girlfriend gets hit by a foul ball. He kind of does the "Eek, it's a mouse!" dance. This probably shouldn't be a surprise as later in the video, they show his sunglasses: a delightful shade of douche bag white.

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/video/pla ... d=10798761

[Billings_Griz]

women want equity? catch the damn ball.

[Cledus]

women want equity? catch the damn ball.

Can't argue with that, but who's the one who scurried off?

[jagur1]

women want equity? catch the damn ball.

To be fair it is Texas and the Southern Princes thing still applies for a lot of girls. The guy should have stepped up and made the catch. It's not as bad as people are saying.

[AlphaGriz1]

She deserved it.

Face it shes done something in the past that karma finally took care of.

[Platinumcat]

They interviewed them later in the game. The girl didn't want to sit there because she was afraid of getting hit by the ball. The boyfriend tole her he'd protect her and catch the ball if it came at them..........

[kmax]

Lesson #2: Be an even bigger dumbass on a public facebook post.

[AlphaGriz1]

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre ... e=true&s=i" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Cledus]

They interviewed them later in the game. The girl didn't want to sit there because she was afraid of getting hit by the ball. The boyfriend tole her he'd protect her and catch the ball if it came at them..........

Little late for that, buddy

[BDizzle]

Lesson #3: http://deadspin.com/5615024/bo-the-bail ... e=true&s=i" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[kmax]

Now this is how it's done: http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=11164627" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Cledus]

Now this is how it's done: http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=11164627" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I was at a Rangers game two years ago and one of my coworkers sitting next to me barehanded a home run ball with his left hand and didn't spill a drop of his beer in his right hand. Didn't catch it off a ricochet or anything.