Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

[HelenaCat95]

Even Charlie Sheen would say that you are "duh...Winning!!"

[chester Spartanpot]

Chuck Norris puts out the candles on his birthday cake by dousing it with gasoline.

[Hammer]

Chuck Norris doesn't blow out the candles, the candles blow him.

[chester Spartanpot]

Brokeback Mountain is not the title of a film, but rather what is left after a mob tries to attack Chuck Norris.

[TIrwin24]

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

[RickRund]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[RickRund]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[chester Spartanpot]

Chuck Norris kicked a horse under the chin once... we call that horses descendants giraffes.

[TIrwin24]

Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

[Old Skool Cat]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[chester Spartanpot]

anybody else have that feeling that Chuck Norris swam to the bottom of the pacific and did a round-kick just off the shore of japan a few hours ago?

[AlphaGriz1]

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.





Mike Tyson tryed to bite Chuck Norris' ear off and instantly lost his speach impediment.





Little known fact: Chuck Norris has the heart of a selfless pacifist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.





Chuck Norris CAN make those woodchucks quit chuckin that wood. (Original)




When Chuck Norris was born the nurse that held him was the 3rd women he had sex with.