3 kinds of rich

[UMclassof2002]

I notice the empty suit HNIC is talking alot about "shared sacrifice" and "paying one's fair share", but I don't know of any concrete definition with regards to relative wealth. So, from now on, this post is the governing classification of wealth hierarchy for all matters of taxation and public policy.

3 tiers: Comfortably Rich, Filthy Rich, Comfortably Numb

1. Comfortably Rich: Anyone making over $350,000 annually. It's a comfortable amount of wealth, allowing one to partake in recreational drug use and banging the occasional hooker without fear of reprisal (as long as it's done with discretion).

2. Filthy Rich: This is bomb-diggity phat ca$h. I'm talking about $5 million per year income, and with capitzalized interest and so forth, snowballs and doubles (or better) each year. In this income bracket, you can afford to have your enemies killed and sodomize hot sluts at will.

3. Comfortably Numb: This is a song by Pink Floyd, and probably the best arena rock slow jam of all time.