love is blind

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:43 pm

the board is dead today, so here's some fluff.

British Woman Marries Dolphin

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

JERUSALEM, Israel — Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. Last week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said yesterday, upon her return to London.Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It's just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying a human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

catsrback76 · Post by **catsrback76** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:58 am

Sorry Rebecca, I'm not biting.

Love is not blind in this case, she needs counseling and to stay out of the water.

wbtfg · Post by **wbtfg** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:41 am

HEHEHE....That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "flogging the dolphin."

Post by **SonomaCat** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:42 am

Hey, if it keeps her from reproducing herself, I say make it official!

HelenaCat95 · Post by **HelenaCat95** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:29 pm

Can we expect to see "BrokeFin Mountain - The Movie" now?

Ponycat · Post by **Ponycat** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:38 pm

HelenaCat95 wrote:Can we expect to see "BrokeFin Mountain - The Movie" now?

NICE

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:07 pm

hey - it was dead on the board, so some humor was in order.

Besides now I don't feel bad about my "other man" being my Mastiff

oh if only a human man could love like Dozer

I tell people all the time if you feel unloved or undesirable just get a velcro mastiff like mine, nothing like having 218 pounds of love sick dog trying to jump into your lap/ mount you everytime you sit down.

I know I'm a smoking hot momma, because as Brad pointed out he's a whole lot of dog - but I'm a whole lot of woman so I think I can take it

wbtfg · Post by **wbtfg** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:40 pm

briannell wrote:hey - it was dead on the board, so some humor was in order.

Besides now I don't feel bad about my "other man" being my Mastiff

oh if only a human man could love like Dozer

I tell people all the time if you feel unloved or undesirable just get a velcro mastiff like mine, nothing like having 218 pounds of love sick dog trying to jump into your lap/ mount you everytime you sit down.

I know I'm a smoking hot momma, because as Brad pointed out he's a whole lot of dog - but I'm a whole lot of woman so I think I can take it

Yelm......That isn't near Enumclaw is it?

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:03 pm

no - about 2 hours away. just were there the other day when we went to crystal but I think i know where you're going with that question, so
my bestfriend owns a dairy in rochester and if I find myself wanting some "beef" once Brian leaves on the 15th I have a mixed herd to choose from

220 acres full of angus, hereford, and jerseys all for my liking