It's Montana Survivor
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Montana is planning to do
its own, titled "Survivor Montana Style." The contestants will start in
Helena, travel up to Great Falls. Then they will head up to Conrad,
Cutbank and Shelby. From there they will proceed on to Browning. Then
they will go west to Whitefish, Kalispell and down to Missoula through
Polson. From Missoula they will go back down to Lolo, Stevensville, over
to Victor and Darby. They would travel through Jackson, Wisdom, and
Anaconda. The final leg will be through Butte, Boulder, Montana City,
ending back in Helena.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
LARGE bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay and a Vegetarian. Beer is
harmful to your health. Republicans suck!
Hillary in 2008." Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your
guns."
The first one that makes it back to Helena alive wins. Good luck
to all contestants!
