Swogger and Chambers tears cure cancer. But they are so badass, they have never cried. Ever.
Swogger and Chambers do not sleep. They wait.
UM is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for Swogger and Chambers.
If you can see Swogger and Chambers, they can see you. If you can't see Swogger and Chambers, you may be only seconds away from death.
Swogger and Chambers have counted to infinity. Twice.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Swogger and Chambers, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The Chinese Wall in the Bob Marshall was originally created by Mike Kramer to keep Swogger and Chambers out.....it failed miserably.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Swogger and Chambers allow to live.
