Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?????
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ChiOCat
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Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?????
A little something for you Seahawks fans. http://www.sweetshaun.com/
"We are all vulnerable, and all fallible, with mortality our only certainty..." - Dr Kenneth Bock
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Re: Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?????
is it just me or are all seahawks fans just like griz fans?!?!ChiOCat wrote:A little something for you Seahawks fans. http://www.sweetshaun.com/
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from the seattle times for you football fans to enjoy 
'Twas the Night Before Detroit
'Twas the night before Detroit,when all through the town,
Steeler's fans were ready for the Hawks to go down;
The flags and banners were all hung with care,
All Over Detroit, with the Steelers there;
The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Super Bowl danced in their heads;
With Cowher in charge, I had a night cap,
And settled down for one more night's nap;
When up at Motor City there arose such a clatter,
Seahawks fans wondered just what was the matter;
For at the stadium there was a great flash,
Someone had entered with no ticket, no cash;
The moon on the breast of the ice and the snow,
Gave the luster of mid-day to the man standing below;
When what to their wondering eyes should appear,
Who this man was, it became quite clear;
The smoke from his cigar made the air gloomy,
But they knew in a moment that it was Art Rooney;
He held the team roster, the plan of attack,
Big Ben to Hines Ward or the Bus in the back;
He saw in the defense a curtain of steel,
If they can't sack Hasselbeck then nobody will;
Troy will cover the field, he'll be everywhere,
I'm telling you 'Hawks, you better beware;
His long locks of hair will flow in the breeze,
He'll catch Matt's passes with the greatest of ease;
Mr. Rooney walked the sideline; he paced to and fro,
He wore white and gold from his head to his toe;
A terrible towel he held oh so tight,
As he looked to the heavens on that cold Detroit night;
Then the words that he spoke left all feeling quite numb,
Lord get us Home to Pittsburgh and my one for the thumb!!!
— Art
Pgh
'Twas the Night Before Detroit
'Twas the night before Detroit,when all through the town,
Steeler's fans were ready for the Hawks to go down;
The flags and banners were all hung with care,
All Over Detroit, with the Steelers there;
The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Super Bowl danced in their heads;
With Cowher in charge, I had a night cap,
And settled down for one more night's nap;
When up at Motor City there arose such a clatter,
Seahawks fans wondered just what was the matter;
For at the stadium there was a great flash,
Someone had entered with no ticket, no cash;
The moon on the breast of the ice and the snow,
Gave the luster of mid-day to the man standing below;
When what to their wondering eyes should appear,
Who this man was, it became quite clear;
The smoke from his cigar made the air gloomy,
But they knew in a moment that it was Art Rooney;
He held the team roster, the plan of attack,
Big Ben to Hines Ward or the Bus in the back;
He saw in the defense a curtain of steel,
If they can't sack Hasselbeck then nobody will;
Troy will cover the field, he'll be everywhere,
I'm telling you 'Hawks, you better beware;
His long locks of hair will flow in the breeze,
He'll catch Matt's passes with the greatest of ease;
Mr. Rooney walked the sideline; he paced to and fro,
He wore white and gold from his head to his toe;
A terrible towel he held oh so tight,
As he looked to the heavens on that cold Detroit night;
Then the words that he spoke left all feeling quite numb,
Lord get us Home to Pittsburgh and my one for the thumb!!!
— Art
Pgh
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more football poems
Vanity our name
is not, Neither conceit nor
arrogance, GREAT, YES!!!!!
— Alan
Kalama, WA
Hey Joey Porter...
Your words aren't going to help...
Shut up already...
— Bill
Graham, WA
Blitz Tackle Rush..
Hawks come through in clutch..
Steelers Dreams Crushed..
— Luke
Fall City
Jerome is back home..
hate to 'reign'on his parade...
But Hawks win, baby!
— Thomas
Seattle, WA
Stevens wants to win
Porter suddenly wakes up
Final score matters
— Scott
Auburn, WA
Tatupu runs wild
Joey Porter cannot beat
Jones around the end
— Chris
Everett, WA
The black and yellow?
It's more like the black and blue
After the Hawks win!
— Chappy
Mukilteo, WA
Bang! Bang! OW! OW! SOB!
Steeler player on the ground...
Seahawks WIN...Touchdown!!!!
— Walter
Honolulu, Hawaii
Steelers finally
Meet a team that challenges
After 1 2 3
— Scott
Seattle, WA
Seneca goes long,
the pass is up in the air,
WALLACE WITH THE CATCH!
— Matt
Everett, WA
GO STEELERS GO GO
WE DO NOT NEED A TWELFTH MAN
WE'RE NOT THE STEALERS
— scooter peyser
west hollywood, ca
30 years to be Super;
Steelers humbled in losing stuper;
Seahawks Win, Superuber!
— Ken
McCall, ID
Beer goes with football.
Seahawks might lose to Steelers-
But we'll all be drunk!
— Eric
Ballard,
Vanity our name
is not, Neither conceit nor
arrogance, GREAT, YES!!!!!
— Alan
Kalama, WA
Hey Joey Porter...
Your words aren't going to help...
Shut up already...
— Bill
Graham, WA
Blitz Tackle Rush..
Hawks come through in clutch..
Steelers Dreams Crushed..
— Luke
Fall City
Jerome is back home..
hate to 'reign'on his parade...
But Hawks win, baby!
— Thomas
Seattle, WA
Stevens wants to win
Porter suddenly wakes up
Final score matters
— Scott
Auburn, WA
Tatupu runs wild
Joey Porter cannot beat
Jones around the end
— Chris
Everett, WA
The black and yellow?
It's more like the black and blue
After the Hawks win!
— Chappy
Mukilteo, WA
Bang! Bang! OW! OW! SOB!
Steeler player on the ground...
Seahawks WIN...Touchdown!!!!
— Walter
Honolulu, Hawaii
Steelers finally
Meet a team that challenges
After 1 2 3
— Scott
Seattle, WA
Seneca goes long,
the pass is up in the air,
WALLACE WITH THE CATCH!
— Matt
Everett, WA
GO STEELERS GO GO
WE DO NOT NEED A TWELFTH MAN
WE'RE NOT THE STEALERS
— scooter peyser
west hollywood, ca
30 years to be Super;
Steelers humbled in losing stuper;
Seahawks Win, Superuber!
— Ken
McCall, ID
Beer goes with football.
Seahawks might lose to Steelers-
But we'll all be drunk!
— Eric
Ballard,
Rebecca
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ChiOCat
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Even as a Seahawks fan, I thought this was cute.
The ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) has issued an animal cruelty alert, because of a rash of cases that has cropped up in 2006.
It began on January 1 in western Pennsylvania, where a lion was viciously attacked.
The next week, a bengal tiger in Ohio was horribly mauled. Apparently the tiger's abuse had happened on a regular basis for many years.
A week later, a young horse in Indiana was battered. According to rumors, the colt was injured because it was not properly protected.
Seven days later the crime spree moved west, when another horse was
beaten in Colorado. Experts believe the bronco's beating was related to a snake that choked that same day.
While there were no incidents this week, analysts suspect that this lull in the crime spree will end with a particularly vicious attack early next week. Officials who have been tracking this series of events believe that the attackers will strike next in Michigan. The apparent target is a group of birds of prey that have been relocated from the Pacific Northwest.
Witnesses say that the attackers at each scene are travelling with a bus. Researchers tell us that the bus's final destination is Canton, Ohio. Organized crime trackers have found that the attackers are being supported by a radical group of fanatics centered in western Pennsylvania. The organization was founded in 1932 by a cigar-smoking local man. After his death in 1988, his son took over and continues to run the organization.
While no one has been able to find a way to stop the attackers, you can protect yourself from them by twirling a small yellow towel over your head.
The ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) has issued an animal cruelty alert, because of a rash of cases that has cropped up in 2006.
It began on January 1 in western Pennsylvania, where a lion was viciously attacked.
The next week, a bengal tiger in Ohio was horribly mauled. Apparently the tiger's abuse had happened on a regular basis for many years.
A week later, a young horse in Indiana was battered. According to rumors, the colt was injured because it was not properly protected.
Seven days later the crime spree moved west, when another horse was
beaten in Colorado. Experts believe the bronco's beating was related to a snake that choked that same day.
While there were no incidents this week, analysts suspect that this lull in the crime spree will end with a particularly vicious attack early next week. Officials who have been tracking this series of events believe that the attackers will strike next in Michigan. The apparent target is a group of birds of prey that have been relocated from the Pacific Northwest.
Witnesses say that the attackers at each scene are travelling with a bus. Researchers tell us that the bus's final destination is Canton, Ohio. Organized crime trackers have found that the attackers are being supported by a radical group of fanatics centered in western Pennsylvania. The organization was founded in 1932 by a cigar-smoking local man. After his death in 1988, his son took over and continues to run the organization.
While no one has been able to find a way to stop the attackers, you can protect yourself from them by twirling a small yellow towel over your head.
"We are all vulnerable, and all fallible, with mortality our only certainty..." - Dr Kenneth Bock
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coachouert
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Here is something that a couple of Steeler fans made up. A little bit creepy but kind of funny early in the morning after a few cocktails. Go Steelers!
http://steelerbaby.com/
http://steelerbaby.com/
Cat_stache_fever listens to Nickelback...and enjoys it.
