Foxworthy

[briannell]

okay heard this story a little while ago, but wasn't sure it'd be okay to post, however, it cracked me up. those with small kids (especially daughters) will appreciate this

Foxworthy tells story-

He's in the shower and his two small girls sneak in to see him naked.
He catches them spying on him and asks "what are you doing?"
The eldest girl 8 says they wanted to see a REAL hoo hoo.
Foxworthy tells girls "i'll tell you about hoo hoo's, they're POISONIOUS, and if you EVER touch one on a guy you'll die!"
The youngest (6) says "that's not true daddy!"
Foxworthy "oh yes it IS true!"
youngest "No it's not or the dog would be dead already!!!!"



out of the mouths of babes gotta love it LOL