CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:06 pm

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity TWICE.

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:23 pm

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:43 pm

It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:44 pm

Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.

CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:23 am

Yea, I'm diggin it up!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/190 ... oplay=true

Chuck Norris himself reading Chuck Norris facts!

Bleedinbluengold · Post by **Bleedinbluengold** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:22 am

That's a good way to start the morning...cracked me up.

DriftCat · Post by **DriftCat** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:56 am

Chuck Norris does not do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

DriftCat · Post by **DriftCat** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:29 am

Chuck Norris' blood type is D.O.A.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now called The Ilsands.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the F*** down.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just never his own.

The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour, he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

DriftCat · Post by **DriftCat** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:08 am

Mr. T's gold jewelry is the only thing known to man that is able to stop a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.