Perfect Day for Him and Her

gtapp · Post by **gtapp** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:46 pm

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER:

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice
and croissants open presents expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe!
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7:30 Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed... (freshly ironed, crisp, new,white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, fantastic sex followed by cuddling while he's awake
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM:

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive satisfying ****** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club
9:35 Blow job
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).
6:45 ******, Shower, and Shave
7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner: crabmeat appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty hot-pepper pizza>> > >>>>snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night-cap blow job
11:45 To bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh self to sleep

bozbobcat · Post by **bozbobcat** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:26 pm

I would guess that the guy would be very tired at the end of the day.

longhorn_22 · Post by **longhorn_22** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:41 pm

I literally "LOLed" reading this.

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:59 pm

yeah now that's original,

i'd add more comments, but i have a cast on my typing hand, aren't you men thrilled beyond words!

mslacat · Post by **mslacat** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:23 pm

briannell wrote:yeah now that's original, i'd add more comments, but i have a cast on my typing hand, aren't you men thrilled beyond words!

AWWWW Man I was really waiting for your comments!!!!!!

Continue on Cave men!!!!!

Barney · Post by **Barney** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:08 pm

There is a couple things wrong with that......my perfect day does not start with an alarm (unless your alarm is what happens at 6:15) and where was the Bobcat FB National Title victory?