Joe Cravens One-Liners Repository

[catscat]

Like trying to nail Jello to a tree.

[wapiti]

That kid could fall out of bed and score 10 points

[MSU01]

The way his voice sounds, Joe might have to announce via sign language tomorrow. UNC is about to be done for along with EWU.

[rfischer94]

That kid could fall out of bed and score 10 points.

[catscat]

You could be in the gym by yourself and an off balance shot is a bad shot.

[BLACKnBLUEnGOLD]

He's tougher than a pine knot.

Hopefully he wasn't talking about Casey Jones when he said that.

[Cataholic]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL8KevJH/

Coach Green snippets

[msu_agfan]

He's tougher than a pine knot.

Hopefully he wasn't talking about Casey Jones when he said that.

He totally was...

[BLACKnBLUEnGOLD]

He's tougher than a pine knot.

Hopefully he wasn't talking about Casey Jones when he said that.

He totally was...

Seriously? That's embarrassing

[rfischer94]

He dropped that one like 3rd period calculus!

[catscat]

Like trying to baptize a bobcat.

[bobcatmaniac]

I hope I’m not going out on a limb here when I say that I think Cravens “shtick” is corny and a little stale. I’ve watched enough games he’s called the last few years to hear him recycle all his “go-to’s” more than a few times. Every game it’s the same thing.
Not only that but I think his whole persona paints the BigSky in a bad light. Don’t get me wrong, he was a good basketball coach and probably deserves that spot on Weber’s broadcast, but do we really want him being the unofficial “voice” of the BigSky tournament? His commentary would fit in just fine if I was sitting next to him belly up to the bar in dusty west Texas town, not on a tv broadcast. Maybe I just want someone who presents themself a bit more professional (whatever that means).

I can’t stand his monotone grating voice. Am tempted to mute ESPN+ and listen to the game via our broadcasters
He must tell the announcers to be sure to call him “coach”

[catscat]

That ball left his hand as soft as a baby's bottom.

[HiLineCat]

As cold as a mother-in-laws stare.

[msu_agfan]

I hope I’m not going out on a limb here when I say that I think Cravens “shtick” is corny and a little stale. I’ve watched enough games he’s called the last few years to hear him recycle all his “go-to’s” more than a few times. Every game it’s the same thing.
Not only that but I think his whole persona paints the BigSky in a bad light. Don’t get me wrong, he was a good basketball coach and probably deserves that spot on Weber’s broadcast, but do we really want him being the unofficial “voice” of the BigSky tournament? His commentary would fit in just fine if I was sitting next to him belly up to the bar in dusty west Texas town, not on a tv broadcast. Maybe I just want someone who presents themself a bit more professional (whatever that means).

I can’t stand his monotone grating voice. Am tempted to mute ESPN+ and listen to the game via our broadcasters
He must tell the announcers to be sure to call him “coach”

Come on over! I tried to listen to them a little, but our guy is so much better.

[rfischer94]

Tallest hog at the trough. When that happens, you might as well go get a hot dog.

[wapiti]

In reference to Robert Ford

He is like trying to catch a waterbug

[rfischer94]

Robert Ford is quicker than a hiccup.

[rfischer94]

He got on that like a hare on a biscuit

[rfischer94]

Robert Ford is quick like a water bug. Quick on quick.